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filth monkey

A young person obsessed with pornography.
i.e. Jackson
by Mr Horatio Winterleaf February 21, 2007
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schlong monkey

"I'm gonna get me a schlong monkey tonight."
by Cleofus April 1, 2007
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chopper monkey

older kids/preteens who hang out in front of price chopper from 6-8 pm on weekdays
We encountered a group of chopper monkeys playing hakkey sack. we calmly walked around them without making eye contact or sudden movements and were safe.
by snowandskibaby December 13, 2006
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Get a monkey

Or also GAM... it stands for "fuck you" when you are in the middle of an argument.
Dude 1: Hey man, wassup with last night's show.. you sucked ass in the guitar...

Dude 2: Hey get a monkey (GAM)! (fuck you!)
by DIAFFWYFM June 4, 2009
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rm monkey

A "rm monkey" is a specific form of computer hacker, one who delights in hacking into a computer system and deleting everything on it. The items deleted don't have to be important or necessary; to a rm monkey, successful hacking is like a fire sale: everything must go.

This name comes from the *nix command "rm," which removes a file/folder/etc from a computer. The particular comman that rm monkeys enjoy is "rm -rf *", which recursively destroys every single file on a computer, until something really important/essential is deleted and the sysem can no longer function.
Did you hear? ub3r_1337_h4x0r just gained root access to the company's network and fucking NUKED the thing. He's definitely an rm monkey.
by rm monkey April 29, 2012
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monkey meal

A meal consisting of mushy peas, sausages, gravy and chips. usually enjoyed after a long day at work, may also take a while to cook.
Yo dig! wana monkey meal?
by mida moo November 21, 2007
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Chunky monkey

What you say when someone pukes half-digested food and it looks chunky.
Person 1: *tosses their cookies*
Person 2: Chunky monkey!
by ilovechoccymilk July 16, 2021
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