Butt Muff

A hairy asshole

Jerry wanted me to tongue punch his turd cutter but when I yanked his skivvies down I got a face full of butt muff.

by HawkMech81 January 4, 2021

Mayhem Muff

A Mayhem Muff is a vagina. A mayhem muff is a vagina you just can’t control the power of.

Oh my god becky would you look at that mayhem muff... it pops severely

by Skinana January 9, 2021

Mayhem Muff

A Mayhem Muff is a vagina. A mayhem muff is a vagina you just can’t control the power of.

Oh my god becky would you look at that mayhem muff... it pops severely

by Skinana January 9, 2021

neck muff

The newborn patchy chin grundle. When you have a thicket of neck pubes on your turkey gobbler.

Damn.....did you see Chad walk in today with his neck muff? He needs to shave before the next meeting.

by Jwortylko May 24, 2021

Kufi Muff

1.) An insulated flannel thong a male or female would wear at a party to deep their gents warm.

Chino had the right idea wearing his kufi muff on a cold night life this.

by NOTORIOUS_ NATE _615 December 2, 2021

Queen muff muncher

Stupid crack baby bitch on the bus that should probably just go to hell because everyone would be better off if they died

Hey look its queen muff muncher.

by Majsjsjs March 14, 2022

Milly Muff

A measurement of distance, similar to a poofteenth, slightly bigger than a bees dick

I missed that putt by a milly muff, it sat just shy of the rim

by Dicktionary Soup June 18, 2022