Kneefense

When you’re trying to wake her up to get some, but she’s in the fetal position facing towards you and there’s no way to get to the goods, she’s playing kneefense

I was trying to get some from my wife last night, but she was playing some nasty kneefense.

by Grammy Gobbler May 29, 2019

Kneeland

A person (most commonly female, in their early-mid 40s) who twiddles her thumbs and rests her hands on her belly. When people chew gum, she calls them a fat cow.

Weird... who even twiddles thumbs anymore! What a Kneeland!
Camryn, stop chewing your gum like a fat cow!

by hoebagsarecool June 18, 2019

Kneequap

When you clap someones knees (slapping them)

Oh no! Finn just got kneequaped

by extreampuppylover October 23, 2019

Kneeawyosis

A condition in which humans only get. The pain occurs in the knees and can be painful for a long period of time. Sex is know to cure Kneeawwyosis instantly.

The human in the bar had Kneeawyosis.

by Kneeawwyosis October 24, 2019

Knees

When you think someone is being to much of a follower or giving more support as usual: doing a litte too much dick riding . you would use this term

" Knees bro I think your hyping him a little too much "

by BoneCollector November 27, 2019

Kneeko

I will break your knee caps

Person 1: ‘I will kneeko if you’re not careful’

by Silly sausages December 8, 2019

Kneepit

The area corresponding to your knee, much like that of a shoulder and an armpit.

I sat cross cross to long and my kneepit got moist and sweaty.

by Stalworth February 23, 2020