1337 juice

1.) like digital gatorade poured over a winning teams head!
used as a victory cry to compliment the team for a job well done.
like a digital energy drink.
equivalent to Gatorade or Orange Juice.

2.) the pool of blood left from a fallen enemy. typically a loudmouth idiot promoting his own 1337ness.
def 1 example:
super bowl victors get gatorade dumped on them.
"ZoMg! 1337 juice! (poured) We pumped teh n00bXoRz!"

"wow we are kick'n butt. someone drank their 1337 juice"

player 1: "Ready to Go?"
player 2: "sure. I just powered up on some fresh squeezed 1337 juice!"

def 2 example:
"Headshot! look @ all that 1337 juice, gotz squeezed from teh bad guy! LOL"
by Matches007 February 09, 2008
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lizard juice

Brackley stoner slag for a drink thats good when your stoned
" Get me some lizard juice im fucking mashed and turn up the drum and bass "
by SiCnEsS March 31, 2005
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jilly juice

the opposite of the benefit it gives cure cancer ,nope ,heals limb,lose another one,age longer, age shorter.
dude you got jilly juice
by Idkwhattodopleasesos May 30, 2018
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ass juice

Going by the above definition; The rectal mucus made to accomidate bowel movements. Not enough to sustain fucking, which is why lubricants must be used. As opposed to the vagina which has natural lubrication, because it was made for fucking.
"I have to go on, but these ignorant democrat cunts write the stupidest fucking definitions. The only ass juice is the diariah your mom drank."

"The butthole was made for shitting, the pussy was made for hitting."

See cunts and the "shit packer" reference in Shitskin

by fuck YOU May 27, 2003
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Lemon juice

*grandpa wakes up* AGHHH!!! GOT GADDAMN LEMON JUICE IN MY SLACKS!
by AzureAvenger May 14, 2015
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Gay Juice

When someone is so gay they produce juices called Gay Juice.
by Papi Smeef October 03, 2018
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Javion Juice

Javion Juice (Javio Juice) is the code name for semen when you don't want your parents or any other adult to understand what you're talking about.
Be right back bro, i'm gonna let out some Javion juice.
by That one big nibba October 15, 2019
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