back woods billy goat 

poorly educated, ignorant, redneck individuals

"Billy Joe and Sally Mae threw a great shindig too bad they are such back woods billy goats"

back woods billy goat by Norcalgal January 3, 2013

drop a dragon's goat

Take a dump.

"I really need to drop a dragon's goat."
"I haven't dropped a dragon's goat in awhile; I think I should see the doctor."
"I'll be out in a minute. I'm dropping a dragon's goat."

drop a dragon's goat by DragunBruk December 7, 2013

The Sleepy Goat 

A variation of the goat where the man is either laying in the fetal position or flat on his stomach, cock and balls tucked back between his thighs, resembling a sleepy goat face.

Pat really needs to start wearing pants to bed, everytime I walk through the room it's like an ugly ass goat is just staring me down!

Her: send me a dick pic

Him: nah baby that ain't how we doing it in 2019

Her:

Him: hits her with the sleepy goat

Her: *sploosh*

The Sleepy Goat by MaDMeMeS February 14, 2019

cave mountain goat 

A cave mountain goat, also known locally as “McDougal’s Pygmy Cave Goat” is found primarily in dry caves in Northeast Missouri. Ranging in size from 0.6-0.7, they are known for their carnivorous diet, shy but intelligent nature, and outstanding night vision. Very rare, they were placed on the federally listed endangered species list in 2015, with an estimate of only 2,300 remaining.

Watch out for the viscous cave mountain goat behind you!

cave mountain goat by Northeast MO Wildlife Society September 25, 2019

Rafa The Goat

the greatest of all time youtuber. Call him a mailman because be never fails to deliver. His mindset is next level.

Person 1: Yooooo im so fucking bored at home. I dont have anything to do.

Person 2: Haha you need to watch Rafa The Goat. He’s just the best.

Person 3: Yoooo you watch Rafa The Goat too? Hes the better than Kendrix !

Rafa The Goat by realniggafrfr March 27, 2020

a walk with the goat man 

A serendipitous, almost spiritual, encounter with a stranger that ends up being life altering, like moving to a new country or changing careers or something.

Camille: What, you're moving to Albania?! What are you going to do there?

Magritte: Yes. I'm going to run an apiary.

Camille: Word. How'd you find out about this?

Magritte: A migrant at the Swiss Italy border.

Camille: Ohh, so you went on a walk with the goat man! Dope.

Magritte: *slings the shaka*

a walk with the goat man by platonymous May 10, 2020

Two Knobs of Goat Shit 

Similar to I couldnt give a shit

I couldn't give a rats arse

To not care about the problem

"I couldn't give two knobs of goat shit about your problems mate"

Two Knobs of Goat Shit by SteakSammich January 6, 2021