colton loves feet

a dork with no aspirations and no friends and no happiness which forces him to goon (he can do it all day because he dropped out of school to drop-ship and escape the matrix)

even tho he does all this u still wanna have an affair with him

"yo colton loves feet you down to escape teh matrix w me"
colton: "yes"

by freaky colton hater 420 November 16, 2025

colton loves feet

Colton Loves Feet (noun):
A remarkably amazing and undeniably handsome individual known for his bold self-expression, confident presence, and naturally charming personality. Distinguished by a warm demeanor, sharp wit, and effortless charisma, Colton Loves Feet embodies a unique blend of individuality and appeal that draws people in and leaves a lasting positive impression.

She described her friend as the Colton Loves Feet of their group, handsome, warm, and effortlessly charismatic.

by freaky colton lover 420 November 22, 2025

Linda’s lovely feet

Phrase referring to Linda Caicedo’s football skills, coined by Suzi Ruffell and Maisie Adam of Big Kick Energy.
Caicedo plays for Real Madrid and Columbia.

*Caicedo dribbles the ball* Oh look! Linda’s lovely feet!

by Nogginsoup January 3, 2026

sit on toilet paper and swing my feet

When something makes you feel super low; feeling bad

That made me feel like I could sit on toilet paper and swing my feet

by SheaHiStepn August 12, 2022

sit on toilet paper and swing my feet

Feel so low you could still swing your feet if you were sitting on toilet paper; feel super bad;

Why’d you have to say it like that?? Makes me feel like I could sit on toilet paper and swing my feet.

by SheaHiStepn August 15, 2022

Fortnite cool epic 360 Jon Groller feet Zimbabwe

The BEST videojuego that has ever existed. A kid named Tobias Shepherd loves the game so much that he and Krocco10 play Fortnite all the time and grind challenges to try to get to level 200 every season, and if they don't get to level 200, they buy levels.

Tobias: Krocco10, let's play Fortnite cool epic 360 Jon Groller feet Zimbabwe!
Krocco10: YAY FORTNITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jon Groller: Toby, can I be your big boy and play with you and Krocco10?
Tobias: Sure, Jon! Let's play!

by PineappleMan43 May 26, 2023

You can take that to God's feet

When you are serious about a promise!! When you mean business!!

This is the last time im doing this with you and you can take that to God's feet!!

by J.A.Mckeown February 26, 2026