cumpty dumpty

Masturbating whilst going for a shit.

'Went for a shit whilst horny and ended up having a cumpty dumpty'

by Cumpty Dumpty May 14, 2023

Illegal Dumping

When you've been pooping for way too long while on company time.

Mr. Anderson's crackdown on Illegal Dumping had to end after he busted down the bathroom door while an employee was pooping.

by Bob8009 May 24, 2023

Illinois dumpsterfire

When you slather your penis in gasoline, light it on fire, insert it in your girlfriend, and she farts creating an asstastic explosion.

My girlfriend got hospitalized for third degree burns on her ass after we did the Illinois Dumpsterfire.

by I guess I exist I dont know June 16, 2023

Donut Dumping

Scissoring after a Taco Bell feast. Can also be called donut dumpin' and is similar to bumping donuts.

"Marge & Sue got a cravings box and 2 crunchy tacos from Taco Bell and went donut dumping"

by Donut Dumper July 27, 2023

Cum dumpster

A nickname for a promiscuous woman who has/had sex with lots of men and would let any of them to cum inside her.

Kokichi: Don't you even understand something as basic as that, you filthy cum dumpster?
Miu: C-cum dumpster...!?
Miu: Finally...! Someone...finally called me a cum dumpster!!!

by jijijijinsoul August 5, 2023

scrumptchy dumptchy

something thats very scrumptious

mmMm this egg is very scrumptchy dumptchy

by rx2ie August 10, 2023

cum dumpster

A ditch pigs mouth.

Put that in your cum dumpster you dirty ditch pig! Shut your cum dumpster.

by clay pebbles September 2, 2023