corona squad

the most problematic crew, consisting of the most problematic people

“wait, what’s so special about the corona squad?”

“oh... one voluntarily stuck their face in a lake,
one fell in a river,
one got hit by a car,
one slept in...”

by nicholas is in a cage July 3, 2020

Coronanist

A person hating people who treat covid-19 as not a serious disease to panic about and calling them covidiots (antonym). Constantly wears masks and gloves to prove eagerness, refers to figures in media and sob stories on Instagram but not experts' opinion and scientifical articles concerning the problem.

The mayor of Saint Petersburg is not a coronanist in fact but a typical Russian authority profited from a global covid-hysteria.

by Miguel Vicente July 3, 2020

Corona Check

1. Usually said in replacement for “rain check” by people living through the Corona virus.
2. A polite refusal to do something, usually with the implication that it could be done another time.

Stacy: hey, we should have a sleep-over!
Andrew: shoot, I can’t make it tonight! We’re all in quarantine due to COVID-19. Corona check?

by SilverScorpio13 July 6, 2020

Coronavirus

A virus created by the Chinese that will send everyone into quarantine for many months and will change the way we live for many months after it is gone. Many people will be upset with the fact that you must wear a mask in public and in stores. Millions will die by the time it’s over. A vaccine will be created however and the second time it hits, it will be less intense.

Wear a mask in public, you don’t want to catch the coronavirus.

by kden.co July 7, 2020

Coronadictory

When rules and regulations for Coronavirus contradict one another.

Jim: All of the restaurants have to close due to Coronavirus, so they are expanding into the streets to include outdoor seating.
Nancy: Well that just sounds coronadictory to me.

by Jord0 July 8, 2020

Coronacation

everything you prefer to ignore / turn down because the corona got you super lazy

sav :" omg Lin i almost applied for this really great bank job but talked my self out of it"
Lin:" but why ? bank job sounds great"
sav - "nahh id rather keep my coronacation going"

by Linini July 10, 2020

coronavirus

If you loss your sense of smell you will probably have coronavirus.
Very contagious if someone close to you at your house or workplace loss the test of smell you will probably get infected by coronavirus.
A warning from mother nature that not everything that lives is meant to be eaten.
A disecase that not only will hurt everybody's health but also economy and social behaviors

Karen: Ive lost my sense of smell today!!!
Coronavirus: GG

by Turbotime July 10, 2020