According to Nicole Liang, Cool Fobs means People who dress in clothing made and designed by asian people, and that if you "DO NOT" dress like a "FOB" then you is not cool.
Hey, Nicole......you like my new J.Lindeberg
shirt?
Pff.....no....it's not fobby.....your not a Cool *F*O*B*
A suitable way to articulate your lack of interest in a male after he forcibly thrusts his erection in the direction of your butthole whilst spooning with him; also an appropriate response to a photograph of a boner sent via text or E-mail.
An adaption of the infamous cool story bro
Chess: Yeah so I was totes spooning with Seth last night, and he kept pushing his boner into my ass. I was like cool boner bro.
Anke: Dude, I said that when Jack told me he was hard.