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Basturd

They is a lot of Basturds in the water
by Hooter's Boy February 23, 2009
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bastardize

To hit or hurt someone so much that they forget who their father is, thus becoming a form of a bastard (an illegitimate child); to mess someone up; to hurt or do mental damage to
I'm gonna bastardize you!
He's going to bastardize me so bad that I won't know my own name or how to put on my shoes.
Take me to the emergency room, I've been bastardized!
by BKingL January 9, 2006
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bastardization

1.The act of severely screwing something up.
2. The reduction of one's status due to that person's retarded act.
1. "fo shizzle ma nizzle" is a bastardization of "fo' sheezy mah neezy" which is a bastardization of "for sure mah nigga." <thank you, unknown source for the use of your quote>(2.)
by Fatass February 12, 2003
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bastards

Referring to the SCO Group.
Below is our (SCO's) business strategy


1. File lots of lawsuits
2. ???
3. Profit!
by Mr. Spontaneous September 27, 2004
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Bastardised English

What Americans speak.

It probably pisses you guys off that the rest of the world hates you, but seeing as you only just found out that there actually IS a rest of the world (shock horror) and you barely know who they are, why does it matter, eh?
1. It's fucking JAG-YOU-ARE, not JAG-WAR. The brand is from fucking Britain. It's pronounced however the British pronounce it.

2. America has come pretty far, I think they sent a bloke to space in the 60s or something and have caused one hell of a lot of global warming. So you're right there.

3. Americans do have better oral hygiene, so you're right there too. You can be safe in that knowledge when you're driving around in your fucking stupid pickup truck with a unnecessarily big 7 litre V8 under the bonnet which uses more petrol to go 2 metres than the average British car uses to go 50 miles. The example has to include Bastardised English, so there it is.
by A British Wanker May 14, 2009
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Barstard

Same meanings as the word 'barstard', but used with the accent that most people outside of America pronounce it with.
"John Howard is such a barstard! I just hate him!"
by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005
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Jiji and the Bastards

Jiji and the Bastards is a electro-death-metal-pop band from File Island formed somewhere in the early 2006 (though the name for the band wasn't decided until later).
Their musical taste combines death metal with electronic shapes and pop elements. It could be described as a fusion between Marilyn Manson and Hilary Duff, but much more twisted and bizarre.
Their style consists mainly on fast guitar riffs, powerful drum beats and symphonic electronic sounds, together with astonishing lyrics with themes revolving around secks, rape, lust, pron, depravation, uncontroled desires, buttsecks, homosexual love, pervertion, wild secks, drugs, psychedelic experiences, pedophilia and other kinds of twisted secks rituals (and occasionally nonsense, insanity and delirium).
ROY: Did you hear? Jiji and the Bastards released their debut album "Amongst Seashells & Octopuss!es"!!
OSWALD: No way! =O
DICK: I love JatB!! <3
by Poisonous Syringes August 31, 2006
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