Heart attack and a hangover

Mixing Jack Daniels and Monster Energy

“Yo I got so fucked up last night on that drink I almost got a heart attack and a hangover”

by Keesee5 December 13, 2018

Dick attack

When you love someone so much but they've done something so incredibly stupid/annoying that it makes you want to hate-fuck the shit out of them.

Jeff: "The saying goes, "righty, loosy; lefty, tighty." Right?"
Nick: "Goddamn it, Jeff, I'm gonna give you that Dick attack!"

by tnayyyyy December 21, 2018

Rush Attack

A fast and continuous battle cry, usually used when rapidly attacking your opponent.

Rush attacks:

ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA, OOORAH!

MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA, MUDAAAA!

ARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARI, Arivederci!

VOLAVOLAVOLAVOLAVOLAVOLAVOLAVOLAVOLAVOLAVOLAVOLAVOLAVOLAVOLAVOLAVOLA, Volare VIA!

DORARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARA, DORAAAH!

HORAHORAHORAHORAHORAHORAHORAHORAHORAHORAHORAHORAHORAHORAHORAHORAHORA!

by Densest December 23, 2018

Crack attack

When you get beat up by a bunch of homeless cocaine addicts

Man, I'm sorry I didnt come the other day, I had a massive crack attack

by DankDeath January 8, 2019

Spanish Attack

To be attacked with curse words in the spanish language.

Whenever Eduardo is mad at Jon, he tends to resort to a spanish attack to set Jon straight.

by Crow's weakness June 30, 2018

Attack Keys

When you're being attacked and you use your keys to scratch your opponent. Very effective.

YOU used Attack Keys!
Critical hit! Super effective! BURGLAR lost 50 damage!
BURGLAR fainted!
YOU used Phone!
YOU called the police!
POLICE came and arrested BURGLAR!

by rikoxhet July 6, 2018

ball sack attack

When a crab infested whore bounces up and down on your shaft.

Man I took this chick home last night and I got the old ball sack attack.

by Petite meat July 9, 2018