Masturbating. Making the bald man cry, choking your chicken, dancing with Rosie Palmer.
Man, I'm horny. Think I'm gonna go home and palm one out.
When you love someone so much but they've done something so incredibly stupid/annoying that it makes you want to hate-fuck the shit out of them.
Jeff: "The saying goes, "righty, loosy; lefty, tighty." Right?"
Nick: "Goddamn it, Jeff, I'm gonna give you that Dick attack!"
