apple dumps

Slanderous term for procrastinating psuedo boss who lacks credibility with his own superiors.

Dumps Apples.
Dumps floury, soft balls of soupy wet dough.
"Hey, Apple Dumps, I thought you were going to handle this?"
"Apple Dumps was seen with 2 tickets to England a new laptop and a fistfull of Avis car rental vouchers."
by chuck norrisss August 24, 2006
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Apple Picking

Apple Picking

v.
During intercourse, a man makes the woman (or man, whichever you prefer) pick the dingleberries from his ass with her tongue.
To get revenge for the cleveland steamer his wife gave him, he decided to make her go apple picking.
by PhrizzlePhry November 27, 2010
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Apple Chapel

-noun

1. A place where religious zealots go to pray to their 21st century God, know as "Steve Jobs", and congregate with others with same unhealthy addiction to overpaying for electronic products.

2. A retail location known as the "Apple Store".
Don't go to the mall. There's 400 nerds waiting to get into the Apple Chapel.
by herrocroser July 02, 2011
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bobbing for apples

When a male inserts one or more of his testicles into a female's anus and proceeds to have intercourse with her while his testicles remain engulfed in her rectum.
I'm gonna try this shit (bobbing for apples) at home...
by Nicklaus October 23, 2006
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Apple Bobbing

A form of foreplay that involves a man or woman taking a Macintosh apple, inserting it into a woman's vagina and attempting to retrieve it by only using his or her teeth.
1. "That Macintosh is too bruised for apple bobbing; the juices will secrete from her vagina."

2. "I totally apple bobbed Susan last night at that Halloween party."
by MoMagikarp June 29, 2013
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apple sourz

the most pointless spirit to be made of all time, comes in many useless flavours and is consumed by cowardly students who know no better who try and look 'ard but the barman is laughing his ass off at them and calling them a prick as they leave the bar, with all the other barmen/women around him laughing also.
Guy - hey barman, gimme 2 shots of apple sourz.
guy 2 - wow, where so hardcore
barman - errrm, no, fuck off out of my pub you cowards.
by TuBsy February 17, 2005
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sliced apples

The fucking coolest shit eva! Better than that fucking cool beans shit. Oh yeah!!
Her pussy was like sliced apples!
by Mitch Rebarchek October 21, 2005
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