Get a monkey

Or also GAM... it stands for "fuck you" when you are in the middle of an argument.

Dude 1: Hey man, wassup with last night's show.. you sucked ass in the guitar...

Dude 2: Hey get a monkey (GAM)! (fuck you!)

by DIAFFWYFM June 4, 2009

schlong monkey

a hoe or prostitute

"I'm gonna get me a schlong monkey tonight."

by Cleofus April 1, 2007

chopper monkey

older kids/preteens who hang out in front of price chopper from 6-8 pm on weekdays

We encountered a group of chopper monkeys playing hakkey sack. we calmly walked around them without making eye contact or sudden movements and were safe.

by snowandskibaby December 13, 2006

monkey meal

A meal consisting of mushy peas, sausages, gravy and chips. usually enjoyed after a long day at work, may also take a while to cook.

Yo dig! wana monkey meal?

by mida moo November 21, 2007

Chunky monkey

What you say when someone pukes half-digested food and it looks chunky.

Person 1: *tosses their cookies*
Person 2: Chunky monkey!

by ilovechoccymilk July 16, 2021

filth monkey

A young person obsessed with pornography.
i.e. Jackson

You fucking filth monkey!

by Mr Horatio Winterleaf February 21, 2007

monkey biscuit

slang word for the butthole.

i will dropkick a watermelon directly into ur monkey biscuit.

by ed wallss August 2, 2009