While we openly ridicule Flat-Earthers, we routinely put Young-Earthers in charge of our national security.
by JennyPal January 7, 2024
Get the Young-Earthermug. Future: "Does Young Metro trust you?"
Drake: "No"
Future: *pops a cap in his ass* "If Young Metro don't trust you I'm gon shoot you"
Drake: "No"
Future: *pops a cap in his ass* "If Young Metro don't trust you I'm gon shoot you"
by aswami August 13, 2016
Get the young metromug. Famous American rapper who quickly gained attention from his hit single introverted flow on tiptoe. He goes by the name sped.young on tiktok.
by gay man is cool 10189 January 14, 2022
Get the Sped Youngmug. A very bad way of doing business. Instead of getting your refund issued to you in cash, you might get an 8 year old ipod.
"damn man, i just got young dr0'd"
"the fuck is that?"
"i returned my citrus XI's, but all i got was this old ass ipod"
"the fuck is that?"
"i returned my citrus XI's, but all i got was this old ass ipod"
by MPLS February 26, 2009
Get the young dr0'dmug. a group of male faggots who enjoy sucking each other’s penis, they often have jerk circles 5 times a day to show their respect for each other
by bigfish527373 February 7, 2024
Get the young n* get papemug. Naila (young peep) tells me about whats going on in her life. She accepts me as someone she can go shopping with and talk boys and school with. She sometimes asks me to make her laugh which is cute (and difficult to do on command). She asks me about singing techniques that i am not aware of (she likes W. Houston). Sometimes she allows me to take her pictures.
by Krkič April 25, 2019
Get the young peepmug. Aight, so let's kick it off with this wicked tale, fam. Once upon a time, there was this soul-sucking demon named Laney Young. Now, she wasn't your regular demon, nah. She was mad into boys, but every now and then, she'd switch it up and go after women too.
Laney was notorious, man. She didn't just snatch souls, she'd take their ego, well-being, and even their dignity. Ain't nothing left when she was done.
Now, let's talk about this one dude, Travis. He was just another notch on her belt, but after one night with Laney, homie was never the same. He turned all evil, started acting possessed and stuff.
Folks started calling it the 'Laney Young effect'. It was like she left a mark on him, changed him in ways no one could understand. Travis wasn't Travis no more, he was just another victim of Laney Young.
But you know what's really twisted? Even though everyone knew what she was capable of, they still got drawn to her. Like moths to a flame, man. That's the power Laney Young had. It's a cautionary tale, for sure. Always keep your guard up, 'cause you never know when a Laney Young might cross your path.
Laney was notorious, man. She didn't just snatch souls, she'd take their ego, well-being, and even their dignity. Ain't nothing left when she was done.
Now, let's talk about this one dude, Travis. He was just another notch on her belt, but after one night with Laney, homie was never the same. He turned all evil, started acting possessed and stuff.
Folks started calling it the 'Laney Young effect'. It was like she left a mark on him, changed him in ways no one could understand. Travis wasn't Travis no more, he was just another victim of Laney Young.
But you know what's really twisted? Even though everyone knew what she was capable of, they still got drawn to her. Like moths to a flame, man. That's the power Laney Young had. It's a cautionary tale, for sure. Always keep your guard up, 'cause you never know when a Laney Young might cross your path.
by Travzss December 10, 2023
Get the the laney young effectmug.