Touching Cloth

When you are struggling to hold in a poo, and its tip has breached the sphincter and is touching your underwear.

Dude, I've gotta get to a toilet quick, I'm touching cloth here!

by jambomuffin March 23, 2009

Tough Guy

A man, physically strong, typically hot tempered, and down to put up a fight. "Tough guys" are defined as dudes who throw punches and won't back down, they are not afraid of anyone, they fight really good and are to be feared. To earn a reputation as a tough guy, you must have fighting experience, typically a rep of street fights and to a hot tempered individual who has had grusome brawls with their opponents. Alot of tough guys can be good guys too, but that doesn't mean they don't have it in them..

-Tough Guy
Come get some, homie!

by exploding air plane 6969 September 3, 2017

touching fabric

when you have to shit so bad your shit is doing the turtle and pokes out and touches your underwear

We gotta pull over and get to the gas station quick cause I'm touchin fabric over here.

by coy July 11, 2004

That's tough

that's tough

*falls down* "that's tough"

by Lamb_Sauce February 2, 2018

Tough Mudder

A shit taken after a night of hard drinking that is particularly difficult to deal with. Unlike the traditional morning-after shit (which is an even-flow of black, smooth tar), the Tough Mudder’s consistency is that of mud mixed with clumps of ribs and chicken wings that act as grappling hooks inside the anus. Putting a foot up on the tub and screaming as though in labor is a typical method of dealing with this difficult shit. Not to be confused with the Labatt Splats.

"I had a Tough Mudder this morning that nearly killed me. I was on the can for a good hour AND I got a nose-bleed while pushing..."

by Ernest Saves Hemmingway III August 31, 2012

tough titty

meaning "tough shit", a sarcastic kind of mean way of saying thats too bad, or get over it

friend: "my bf cheated on me"

you: "didnt you cheat on him last year"

friend: "yeah but..." (you cut her off)

you: "tough titty bitch"

by toxic.sweetheart February 20, 2011

Butt Touched

An extreme feeling of being Butt hurt & Touched at the same time. It is a feeling of being offended hardcore.

Rachel was hella butt touched when Allen said "I'm busy, can i ignore you some other time?"

by sassmunk April 10, 2015