5 definition by Iam Hawk

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A saying that is used when someone has waited FAR too long to have a shit. It
verbalises the possible condition that the lead end of a shit has protruded beyond the opening of the anus and has made contact with their undergarment.
I need to find a bathroom right now.. I'm TOUCHING CLOTH
by Iam Hawk January 14, 2008

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Removing the sealed lid from your favorite bottled beverage.
I went to the fridge to PEEL A SCAB off a beer.
by Iam Hawk January 14, 2008

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A single cigarette of any size.
I like to smoke a scule after a big dinner
by Iam Hawk January 14, 2008

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A boring person who will trap you and never let you escape a conversation
I was at Al's party last night. I just finished hacking a skule and wanted to go into the kitchen to peel a scab but I was trapped on the deck with that BLACK HOLE Billy for 2 hours.
by Iam Hawk January 14, 2008

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Smoking a single cigarette
I was HACKING a cigarette
by Iam Hawk January 14, 2008

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