A saying that is used when someone has waited FAR too long to have a shit. It
verbalises the possible condition that the lead end of a shit has protruded beyond the opening of the anus and has made contact with their undergarment.
I need to find a bathroom right now.. I'm TOUCHING CLOTH
A boring person who will trap you and never let you escape a conversation
I was at Al's party last night. I just finished hacking
and wanted to go into the kitchen to peel a scab
but I was trapped on the deck with that BLACK HOLE Billy for 2 hours.