Slump Duck

noun: A creature that follows one around and causes laziness, complacency, general disregard for one's well being. It stands about 40 feet from head to webbed foot and is invisible. Can only be defeated by pure will power to succeed and wanting the Slump Duck to die. Unless killed, it will follow you for the rest of your life, however short that may be.

Man: Dude, I don't want to do my term paper.
Friend: The Slump Duck strikes again!

Woman: I don't really need to shower today, or tomorrow. Wait, DAMN YOU SLUMP DUCK!

by El Español February 4, 2010

duck with an i

When you accidently press the wrong button on the keyboard. Think about it, I is right beside u.

Duck with an I. Pressing u instead of i

by Luke has a big duck! January 20, 2015

Duck off

Very offensive, especially to ducks

James: Duck Off!!!
Harry: Hey! That’s really offensive

by Walter Smith the seventeenth August 31, 2022

duck-chicken

A wonderful being not seen by most people, but definitely exists. Head of a duck and body of a chicken.

"is that a chicken" -kylie

Person: "no, its duck"
You: "lol no its duck-chicken"

by Shrekisdaddyyyy March 12, 2021

Duck sauce

The fluid that comes out of your butthole when playing sports when it’s hot outside after you ate something that upset your stomach

I had a lot of duck sauce and duck sauces in his moms mouth

by xkrymzi July 9, 2018

almighty duck

It is a almighty duck who is better than all other ducks

Yo look at that duck it is almighty, he is really almighty duck like

by almighty duck February 1, 2014

peking duck

Blowing breath into your partner's mouth during a half-open-mouthed kiss which make him or her looks like a peking duck.
1: find a partner
2: ask him/her nicely if they want to try the peking duck kiss
3: if they agree, grab their face and make sure they won't run away like a duck
4: do the normal kissing, but add a little bit air blowing and see how they like it
5: if they do, blow more
6: if they do not, blow more, if you fail, go back to step 3
7: enjoy

Me: I gave my boyfriend a peking duck kiss...
BFF: How does he like it?
Me: He broke up with me. I blow him away. lol

by HoleyCow October 29, 2017