retarted cat

doesnt know where or what the hell is going on and rolls with it but freaks out at a mouse

oh that damn retarted cat is going through the trash again

by soggys January 12, 2022

Sinful cats

A infamous cat page on Instagram with over 100k followers posting cursed/shitpost cat images along with a sometimes hilarious caption.

Has been featured as an intro to a PewDiePie video
Instagram: @sinful.cats

Did you see the new edit Sinful Cats made?

Yea it was hilarious!

by Sinful cats November 12, 2018

Cat envy

A vehement desire to be a cat due to:
(1) a belief in superiority of cat kind or
(2) the capacity to piss all over humans (cat owner/carer) and get away with it on the grounds of extreme cuteness or
(3) a more simplistic admission of similarities in behaviour/attitude

Dude I think she wished she was a cat everyday. Girl's got a serious case of cat envy!

by Boiling Kettle May 8, 2016

sneep cat

The notorious ripoff of snoop dog who does coke and sings about Apples.

Bruh 1: "Hey, do you listen to sneep cat?

Bruh 2: "idk what music you've been listening to man"

by ASFZH August 19, 2021

TNR cats

TNR stands for trap neuter return this only works on feral cats feral stands for wild, a trap can be a drop trap ore a normal trap then comes Neuter its another word for not having baby’s anymore but for cats is not having kittens. TheN. Comes return return is When you put them back in the wild so where you got them before.

TNR cats is just to stop having more cats come in the world because they will end up being killed sadly

by The_cat_lady:) November 8, 2019

cat porn

If you watch this you are a G but your kinda weird. It’s not weird to watch cat porn but to play with cats penis is weird. For good practice finger your cat it helps a lot

Now that no nut November is over let’s watch cat porn

by Cat porn December 12, 2019

cat-timing

At the moment you decide to get off the couch your cat decides to jump on you for cuddles thus making it impossible to leave.

You: "I cannot ignore the call of nature any longer, I suppose I'll get off the couch and indulge in a little urinary expulsion."

cat-timing:

Cat: "meow" (aka "cuddles plz!")

by jacky_treehorn October 5, 2009