legacy child

A legacy child is someone who only cares about technology and software from the era of skeuomorphism. They are usually extremely picky about this, and they tend to get into a lot of arguments due to how stubborn they are. As the name suggests, they are usually very childish, and many of them may straight-up be too young for the internet.
Legacy children will usually be seen with exclusively Windows 7 PCs, old Mac OS X machines, and iOS 6 devices, choosing only to use them despite the age and loss of functionality.

Yet another legacy child has joined our jailbreak Discord server, unsurprisingly getting warned three times and banned within a single day.

by CreatorJo June 26, 2024

childe

1. childe
2. child typo
3. genshin boy

1. he's just a childe
2. cmon "childe"
3. how did you get childe HOW

by BubbleWolf123 January 31, 2022

Child irrelevant sexual preference

Aka. C.I.S.P.; When an individual is sexually attracted to people regardless of whether or not they have and or want children

Martin is sexually attracted to other people regardless of whether or not they want to have kids. They have a child irrelevant sexual preference.

by Vanguard 1998 April 11, 2021

Chilean Child Chipper

A figurative (idiom) school punishment for when a Chilean school child or school children. When a Chilean child or children at school act up, they get sent to a wood chipper specialized for children that grind every bit in their body. Figuratively, of course. It just means the corner. Don't ban me.

"If you shoot that spitball at me, you are getting thrown in the Chilean Child Chipper, young man!"

by BangalangMan February 12, 2025

Child sacrifice

Yeah in the child-murdery way. Because he was too scared to do anything other than cry and tremble for years and now he wants to pretend he's done something other than stop caring whether or not children die.

Hym "Hey, Noooo... That's not what you did. There was a NOT retard-murdery way to call my bluff. There was a not retard-murdery way and and you did the retard-murdery way instead of the 'swallow your pride and allow yourself to be summoned' way. You chose child sacrifice over humility. That's you. You did that and are doing everything in your power to act as though you didn't."

by Hym Iam June 17, 2023

Round Child

A term used to correlate between obese children and their eccentric body shape. Double Chins, flaps, round arms and turkey legs attribute to the use of this word.

Dan: Good god Jack, that child is very round. Look at his flaps; maybe a few too many cheeseburgers.
Jack: Yeah he is a round child. Look at his elbow... is that cheese stuck to it? Waddle Waddle

by Shadowikia October 11, 2009

where my child at

me when she gives birth to my child

Where my child at

by snowumbrella August 26, 2023