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can't hang

when a person is at a laid back party and they are either puking, falling on their ass, or lookin like a dumbass overall
Don't invite jenny, after seeing her drunkass fall into the pool we decided she can't hang
by kerrrmaaa May 24, 2011
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you can't handle the truth

Expression first popularised by Jack Nicholson in the character of Col. Nathan R. Jessep in A Few Good Men (1992, dir. Rob Reiner), when he blows up in court in Tom Cruise's face. Handy exclamation to direct at the computer screen when somebody votes down an eminently rational definition on urbandictionary. Parodied by Sideshow Bob in an episode of The Simpsons ("Pish! I deride your truth-handling abilities!").
Kaffee: I want the truth!
Jessep (yells): You can't handle the truth!
by Fearman April 15, 2008
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canada isn't real

Contrary to popular belief, Canada does not actually exist. The land above America that most simpletons think is "Canada" is actually just snowy land that is uninhabitable for the current human. Wild creatures and demons live here, like the Abominable Snowman. This land is used as a nuclear waste dump for a bunch of countries, as well as the home of a fat old pedo named santa (who also dumps his nuclear waste there). The world tries to convince us that Canada exists for one obvious reason: Communism. It is clear that the story of Canada's origination is false as well. Here is some solid evidence: If Canada was founded by England, why do they speak French? How do these so-called shockingly nice citizens transcend human's natural instincts of being evil and selfish? Where do they get all of that maple syrup? How does their prime minister have such a smexy booty? These questions all lead to the conclusion that Canada simply is a lie. It is a land filled with Communism and evil. One of the biggest evils deriving from this land is bagged milk. It is general knowledge that bagged milk causes minors to be taken to Canadian Hell by Canadian Satan, where they experience a painful death. But since Canada isn't real and bagged milk is from Canada, then bagged milk isn't real so you don't have to worry about these rumors that have been created to prevent outsiders from traveling to canada and exposing the truth.
Simpleton: I'm travelling to Canada to eat maple syrup and poutine
Intellectual: You moron. You will be killed by Santa and the Commies to protect their lies. In the worst case scenario, the moose god could attack you. You should know by now that Canada isn't real.
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Don't Bring The Brullox If You Can't Handle The Rullex

When a "self-proclaimed rapper" gets high, then pissed off and tries to rhyme the words "brawl" and "ruckus," the words must be changed into words that don't exist, thus, "Don't bring the brawl if you can't handle the ruckus" becomes "Don't bring the brullox if you can't handle the rullex."
"Don't bring the brullox if you can't handle the rullex."
by The Last Shot Caller October 5, 2007
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Can't fade

Can't fade it is a term which describes a feeling of unwillingness to deal with or participate in a specific situation, person, place or thing. It is chiefly used within certain parts of Silver Spring, MD located within Montgomery County.

The term may derive from lyrics by deceased rap great Tupac Shakur. In the song "You Cant Fade Me" She flows on the hook continuously that his foes cannot fade him.
1.
Brian- Whats up man I got some tickets to see the Wizards play the Lakers, you tryin to come?
Phil- Isnt Kobe hurt
Brian- Yes he is
Phil- Nah I can't fade it.

2.
Phil- Would you like to attend a party with us tonight
Brian- Nah I can't fade it I got studying to do.

3.
Phil- Do you like the new Jordan's that came out?
Brian- Nah I can't fade them joints
by Joel The Icon September 22, 2007
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A ptsd trigger for those who are very cultured.
"Oh no, I just wound you. Don’t tell me you’re broken. So not fair. I’ve taken extra good care of you and everything..." Jane said
"Never say that again!" James shouted with fear in his eyes.
by anonymous January 9, 2021
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