Poser

Those who must be abolished and killed.

Example 1
"Hey bro did you see that guy mall grabbing over by the stair set earlier?
"Yeah. He's such a poser."
Example 2
"I saw a guy wearing a Motley Crue shirt at an Exodus show, so I beat him up and stole his condoms."
"Fuck yeah! Posers must die!"

by MrSquister April 12, 2023

Poser

A person who gives people the idea to think that they skate, when they really don't. An example of what a poser wears is Thrasher and anything from Zumiez. Some posers ride penny boards, which doesn't make them any less of a poser, but let's just be honest - at least they go on wheels. If you're a beginner skater, you aren't a poser, because you actually skate. If you're called a poser for being a beginner, kick that person in the balls.

Only posers wear Thrasher!

by rainbowgorilla April 25, 2023

Poseidons Trident

When you have a piercing through the tip of your cock and then you ejaculate and the cum goes three different ways

he showed Poseidons Trident, when he came it hit me in 3 different places

by hellboybaby666 May 4, 2023

poser

an enemy of the celery.

a funny one though

celery: "hey look, its the posers"
other celery: "i wonder if the'll come to entert- i mean to annoy us"

by lovelyhatz May 17, 2023

Poseroff

This is a law enforcement who always has the tough guy attitude. However, research has shown that hes a poseroff. that officer more than likely has more mental health issues than me. The statistics are as follows. Seventy percent of officers marriages fail ending in divorce. 33% of officers consider committing suicide. More officers commit suicide than die in the line of duty. Officers careers are spent dealing with negative images. Corruption is rampant in Law Enforcement. So remember that dick who has you pulled over HES WEAK and he'll violate your civil rights commit crimes against you and abuse his authority.

Why was that poseroff crying in the parking lot. Because hes not as tough as we thought.

by reeeetaaaaad June 3, 2023

poseidon's embrace

When dropping a deuce and warm water splashes you from below.

Installing the heated toilet turned poseidon's kiss into an enjoyable poseidon's embrace.

by crushnsandos July 27, 2023

Poseidon’s Trident

A depraved sex act in which you double fist someone and simultaneously insert your penis.

See that guy over there? He got Poseidon’s Trident last night

by Georgianexpat July 20, 2024