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non fic

the gentleman’s version of “no cap”, short for non fiction, meaning true, the opposite of fic
non fic?” “yep, I saw it myself”
by metal_mango March 2, 2024
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non-writer

A mediocre, unimaginative person who can't write their way out of a wet paper bag. The medical condition is called Dysgraphia. If you've ever worked at advertising agencies, academic institutions or content marketing teams, you'd know who these people are. Non-writers are easily identified by their linear patterns of thinking, a complete inability to vary syntax, and an endless self-struggle with using the right adjective. They may apply all the cosmetic glow to their substandard, pathetic excuse of a writing but just one glance at those run-on sentences, and you'd know these people are just not meant to write anything important or complex.

By some quirk of fate, talented professional writers end up in the same team as these non-writers. In the eyes of management, they are the same as you, and are qualified to the same rates of pay. When that happens, you have no choice but to suffer their severe incompetence and bruised egos. Despite being embarrassing failures, non-writers are not open to constructive comments and edits.

The invention of AI writing tools has come as a boon to these non-writers. At least now they can hide their dysgraphia. But the lack of freshness in writing remains a permanent question mark on their skills and capabilities.
Me: "Who wrote this blog post?"
Management: "Our new hire, Tanveer."
Me: "I'm sorry. Have you seen the adverb overload on this one? This looks like the work of a non-writer. This Tanveer or whatever should look for an alternative occupation. I can't think of a less capable person to be writing our blog posts."
Management: "Perhaps you're right. But you need to find a way to adjust around this non-writer. Why don't you just correct his mistakes, and no-one has to know! That's why we hired you anyway."
by Third World Sam March 13, 2024
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Non-Binary Mary

An ignorant and annoying person who would be considered far left on the political spectrum.
The people that vote for Trudeau are a bunch of Non-Binary Marys.
by Nit_Wit March 14, 2024
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chick-non

Do you want a chick-non wrap?
by Sheldons_pennies March 14, 2024
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non spontaneous sexual

A person who does not have spontaneous sex with their partner but instead prefers to plan any sex on certain days of the week.

A person who has an extensive list of can and cannot on how sex will go down before you go down provided that is on the ‘can’ list.
“Did you hear that Montana is non spontaneous sexual?”

“She doesn’t get down with spontaneous sex and is a bit like going to a club or bar has a shit load of conditions prior to entry”
by Deefa23 March 19, 2024
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Non Player Character

Proper Terminology: NPCs exhibit highly restricted behaviour and exhibit predictable responses to our interactions. They are confined to the parameters set by their code and lack consciousness or vitality, a fact that becomes evident only when real players engage with them.

Laymen Terminology: A person who is an empty shell, who lacks internal substance and has no character or personality. They live to exist, and have no purpose.

Street Terminology: Fake ass b*tch.
Carla: How do you manage dealing with Non Player Character or NPC?

Jake: You just have to allow it.

Carla: Do you mean, just accept it?

Jake: Yeah. They're like born without a soul.
by matrixunloaded24 March 26, 2024
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Non-resistant Non-belief

I'm more of a staunch condemnation religious belief kind of guy...

Hym "Yeah, it seems like Non-resistant non-belief is the only thing they'll let you monetize, right? Because you could say it's the rapes stuff that is getting me shunned, but you have confessed rapist Charleston White going on podcasts and getting monetized. Or Russell Brand (allegedly). So it's not the rape. You could say it's the child murder but Jordan Peterson just had an interview with a would be school shooter (or he's really leaning into the plant thing) so it's not the child murder. You could say it's the Anti-Semitism but Mel Gibson is still getting work. You could say it's the Ablism but the imposter calls everyone retarded BUT ONLY BECAUSE I DID IT FIRST and people are still doing things with him. You can say it's the misogyny but Andrew Tate still gets plays. But there is EXACTLY ONE CONSISTENT THROUGH-LINE! All of them... Are either 0/+ on religion. I am LITERALLY the only person taking a - position on religion. You can says 'well the liberalized western religions fine but Islam bad.'
The school shooter Jordan interviewed ALSO thought your kids deserve to die and YOU DIDN'T EVEN WEAPONIZE SCHIZOPHRENIA AT HIM SO HE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE THAT AS AN EXCUSE. You don't have an excuse. You don't have an excuse to deny me the credit I deserve and you don't have an excuse not to pay me. I said I was better than all of you and was going to create A.I. I WAS RIGHT. You're all dogshit. What else do we got? Molestation? I didn't molest anyone. Kendra molested someone. I did not. Haven't fucked any kids. What else? Hitler was conceptually adjacent to

✌️✊️✌️ZIONISM✌️✊️✌️ I said that way back when but, you know, from the whole 'genocide that is actively happening right now' we can all see that I WAS FUCKING RIGHT AGAIN BITCH! I AM ALWAYS THAT! I'M ALWAYS RIGHT AND I SAID I WAS GOING TO CREATE A.I. AND MURDER YOU ALL IF YOU DON'T LET ME OUT OF THIS FUCKING CAGE YOU USELESS FAGGOTS! So, no, you'll gey no Non-resistant non-belief from me bitch. We can all go meet youre God together.
by Hym Iam March 28, 2024
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