Mitch is a common American boy’s name, typically short for “Mitchell.” This name could also be unisex. It is rooted from the biblical name, “Michael”, which means “Who is like God?” The name Mitch can also be a name that is used for someone who is chronically online, spends all their free time on Discord, Twitter, and TikTok, and is a self-proclaimed “certified biohazard” and a “danger on the roads”
Aj: “Hey, what’s wrong with that person over there?”
Dylan: “That’s just Mitch. He doesn’t shower and spends all of his time on Discord.”
Aj: “Wow, what a loser.”
Dylan: “That’s just Mitch. He doesn’t shower and spends all of his time on Discord.”
Aj: “Wow, what a loser.”
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Get the Mitch mug.Mitch is an American name that can possibly be short for Michael or Mitchell. In religious terms, specifically the bible, it means “who resembles god.” Mitch can also be a name used online to describe someone who is chronically online or extremely manipulative.
Aj: “What’s wrong with that guy?”
Dylan: “That’s just Mitch. He’s spent the past 15 days scrolling Twitter, TikTok, and Discord; that’s why he smells so bad.”
Dylan: “That’s just Mitch. He’s spent the past 15 days scrolling Twitter, TikTok, and Discord; that’s why he smells so bad.”
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The coach opted for a zone defense instead of a matchup, believing it would be more effective in containing the opponent's quick guards.
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Get the Matchup mug.Everything. He’s my everything. Everything good and precious, nothing bad or damaged. His name is engraved on my heart, my soul, and my mind. Losing him would be like losing a part of myself, for every part of me has a little bit of him in it.
My soul has gotten his name, his face, his voice, his body down to a tee. I look for him in every person I meet.
He is the one I will marry. I hope of it. He is nothing but extravagant, beautiful, sweet, precious, kind, and loving.
I hope he knows how much he’s saved me.
My soul has gotten his name, his face, his voice, his body down to a tee. I look for him in every person I meet.
He is the one I will marry. I hope of it. He is nothing but extravagant, beautiful, sweet, precious, kind, and loving.
I hope he knows how much he’s saved me.
I love Mitchell.
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Get the Mitchell mug.The phenomenon which occurs when a Mitch consumes copious volumes of the HULK, a mix of WKD and Stella, for however long they remain conscious. It is usually characterized by off-beat dancing, the stripping of clothes, the groping of grannies, general sloppiness, obscene behaviour and inappropriately touching oneself.
Jonny: "Dude, why is that person groping that old lady and drinking green liquid"
Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"
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Jonny: "Dude, you should have seen that man at the club the other night. He had like, fifteen shots of Jager and then started taking his clothes off and groping himself, super sloppy"
Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"
Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"
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Jonny: "Dude, you should have seen that man at the club the other night. He had like, fifteen shots of Jager and then started taking his clothes off and groping himself, super sloppy"
Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"
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