Chunky monkey

What you say when someone pukes half-digested food and it looks chunky.

Person 1: *tosses their cookies*
Person 2: Chunky monkey!

by ilovechoccymilk July 16, 2021

pledge monkey

One who is new to a fraternity, also refered to as pledge bitch.

Hey pledge monkey, go fill my cup with ice.

PLEDGE MONKEY OF ONE!
PC 07

by pledge monkey 07 November 14, 2007

curry monkey

indian

filthy curry monkey

by March 13, 2022

Terd Monkey

1. A primate sculpture made primarily of feces 2. A person of fecal likeness with the mind like that of a simian.

" Dude, you are a terd monkey"

by Al man December 22, 2004

filth monkey

A young person obsessed with pornography.
i.e. Jackson

You fucking filth monkey!

by Mr Horatio Winterleaf February 21, 2007

Box Monkey

Someone who works as a loader for UPS and is seen as nothing more than a used up piece of machinery.

"What do you do for a living?"
"Well, I'm a box monkey for UPS."

by Kittylace July 31, 2008

monkey hung

1. adj. A situation where two adolescent males are discovered naked by camera wielding adolescent females and in the mad scramble to cover their genitals, the boys grab the first thing they could find. Upon later examination of the photo evidence, it is learned that one boy grabbed a 3 foot tall trophy while the other boy grabbed a lame plaster statue of a surfing monkey. The term has grown to mean a feeling of ineptness. Trophy Hung

"Wow, after she laughed at me, I really feel like a monkey hung."

by JnglKng April 15, 2005