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chopper monkey

older kids/preteens who hang out in front of price chopper from 6-8 pm on weekdays
We encountered a group of chopper monkeys playing hakkey sack. we calmly walked around them without making eye contact or sudden movements and were safe.
by snowandskibaby December 13, 2006
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schlong monkey

"I'm gonna get me a schlong monkey tonight."
by Cleofus April 1, 2007
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rm monkey

A "rm monkey" is a specific form of computer hacker, one who delights in hacking into a computer system and deleting everything on it. The items deleted don't have to be important or necessary; to a rm monkey, successful hacking is like a fire sale: everything must go.

This name comes from the *nix command "rm," which removes a file/folder/etc from a computer. The particular comman that rm monkeys enjoy is "rm -rf *", which recursively destroys every single file on a computer, until something really important/essential is deleted and the sysem can no longer function.
Did you hear? ub3r_1337_h4x0r just gained root access to the company's network and fucking NUKED the thing. He's definitely an rm monkey.
by rm monkey April 29, 2012
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Sus Monkey

Used to describe a person that is displaying homosexual behavior, usually being very descriptive about homosexual intercourse. May only apply to males.
Person 1: I want James Charles to stick his dick in my ass and squirt so I’m farting Elmer's Glue for a week.

Person 2: What the fuck quit being a little Sus Monkey dude gross.
by erytzz January 30, 2021
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monkey kitty

a badass grey kitten who's owned by a chonga and a favorite among the alley cat chumps. She prowls the streets of miami beach in a multi-striped halter walking on a leash. She smells real sexy like and will pounce if you step on her game. tha's right
"Damn Milagros, where'd monkey kitty learn to creep all all puma like dat?"
by Odelis April 9, 2008
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valley monkey

Referring to a person of Indian descent due to the geographical nature of their homeland being a giant valley. Valley monkeys are known to be exporters of carpets, magical carpets, and tigers.
Shopper 1: Hey where can I get a flying carpet like Aladdin had?
Shopper 2: Let's go to that Indian store.
Shopper 1: Oh, you mean that one owned by that valley monkey?
Shopper 2: Yeah, that one.
by Kookookachoomrmagoo October 17, 2011
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Thilthy monkey

During sex, you take the feces of your significant other and slam it on your chest, screaming vicious monkey sounds. You may also fling the feces at your significant other.
"Last night, I pulled a thilthy monkey on her. She dumped me immediately afterwards."
by Bigjoshdick11 June 15, 2017
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