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Monkey Wrenched
A verb meaning that someone/something has totally messed up your plans and/or what you were working on. That is: they threw a monkey wrench into your plans/work.
I was planning on working on that new project, but then my boss stopped by and monkey wrenched my afternoon.
Monkey Wrenched by 321dwt December 8, 2010
Monkey Jumper
Noun (Naming Word)
Monkey Jumper- a person or person's who insist on acting like a fucking idiot despite anyone elses efforts to stop them acting like an idiot.
Alternative Words: Fuckwit
Monkey Jumper- a person or person's who insist on acting like a fucking idiot despite anyone elses efforts to stop them acting like an idiot.
Alternative Words: Fuckwit
Monkey Jumper by Spactara May 22, 2011
Monkey fuckhouse
Akin to the alligator fuckhouse, but instead of initiating a death roll on your partner, you get your feet under you in a low squatting position and hop up and down while beating your chest and screeching like a wild monkey, all while maintaining insertion. Can be performed doggy or missionary, but preferably missionary at the point of climax so there's a chance your cock will pop out and ejaculate on your partner's stomach while you act like a monkey. This way they won't miss the performance.
Alli: Tim did the strangest thing in bed last night.
Donna: What?
Alli: He started jumping up and down and acting like a monkey while he fucked me. He jerked off on me while he did it too.
Donna: What did you do?
Alli: Nothing. I was speechless the rest of the night. I heard him on the phone the next day telling his buddy Jeff that he pulled off a 'monkey fuckhouse.'
Donna: What?
Alli: He started jumping up and down and acting like a monkey while he fucked me. He jerked off on me while he did it too.
Donna: What did you do?
Alli: Nothing. I was speechless the rest of the night. I heard him on the phone the next day telling his buddy Jeff that he pulled off a 'monkey fuckhouse.'
Monkey fuckhouse by jollyjo December 27, 2011
Monkey Block Vote
To vote for one politician (monkey) to prevent an even more primitive and under-qualified "monkey" from gaining the office.
The "Monkey Block Vote" is often used in elections when none of the candidates are fit for the office, but it's imperative to keep a complete idiot out by voting for the "lesser of two evils".
Say you hate both the candidates, but you hate candidate B more. You're going to vote for candidate A, even though you don't like him, to Monkey Block candidate B from gaining office.
The "Monkey Block Vote" is often used in elections when none of the candidates are fit for the office, but it's imperative to keep a complete idiot out by voting for the "lesser of two evils".
Say you hate both the candidates, but you hate candidate B more. You're going to vote for candidate A, even though you don't like him, to Monkey Block candidate B from gaining office.
Man, none of the candidates for the 2012 election are really fit for office. However, I gotta Monkey Block former governor Romney to keep him from making things worse.
Johnny has decided to be a Monkey Block Voter this election even though he doesn't think Obama is quite fit for office anymore.
Even though he isn't impressed with Obama's presidency so far, Johnny is going to vote for him to Monkey Block former governor Romney so the country doesn't get completely messed up.
Hey, I hate 'em both, but I just gotta cast a Monkey Block Vote because hopefully Romney can make things better, even though he isn't quite fit for the job either.
Johnny has decided to be a Monkey Block Voter this election even though he doesn't think Obama is quite fit for office anymore.
Even though he isn't impressed with Obama's presidency so far, Johnny is going to vote for him to Monkey Block former governor Romney so the country doesn't get completely messed up.
Hey, I hate 'em both, but I just gotta cast a Monkey Block Vote because hopefully Romney can make things better, even though he isn't quite fit for the job either.
Monkey Block Vote by JoeVertical September 18, 2012
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