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mickey juice

I need a good dose of mickey juice to get me through the day, it makes me feel wonderful., i cant get enough of it. I wish i could buy it at woolworths.
by confusious me. June 3, 2016
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lizard juice

Brackley stoner slag for a drink thats good when your stoned
" Get me some lizard juice im fucking mashed and turn up the drum and bass "
by SiCnEsS March 31, 2005
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ass juice

Going by the above definition; The rectal mucus made to accomidate bowel movements. Not enough to sustain fucking, which is why lubricants must be used. As opposed to the vagina which has natural lubrication, because it was made for fucking.
"I have to go on, but these ignorant democrat cunts write the stupidest fucking definitions. The only ass juice is the diariah your mom drank."

"The butthole was made for shitting, the pussy was made for hitting."

See cunts and the "shit packer" reference in Shitskin
by fuck YOU May 27, 2003
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Lemon juice

*grandpa wakes up* AGHHH!!! GOT GADDAMN LEMON JUICE IN MY SLACKS!
by AzureAvenger May 15, 2015
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Pumpkin Juice

A slang term that is used to refer to an alcoholic beverage of any type. However, the phrase is typical used to for spirits.
Online conversation:
Person one: hsaha, dufe evrythang be blry n stuff
Person two: Bro', what were you drinkin'?
Person one: Pumpkin Juice
by BBaydebbn October 11, 2009
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juice wallet

Do you keep your cash in your wallet, or your JUICE wallet?
by thinSin January 24, 2011
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Cannedberry Juice

The overly bright red, 10%-juice, cranberry juice cocktail served at restaurants and from soda machines.
Dude 1: "My drink tastes funny."

Dude 2: "Next time, get something with real juice instead of cannedberry juice."
by Afterworld Cafe February 16, 2009
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