kinda fat blonde with a middle part, plays too many video games and has a face only a mother can love. Also smells like he’s allergic to deodorant
dude this guy stinks!!! who is that?
oh. that’s just joseph.
did he shit himself?
nah that’s just his natural scent
oh. that’s just joseph.
did he shit himself?
nah that’s just his natural scent
by oopswhyareuhere07 April 23, 2025
Get the joseph mug.Josephine is a loving, intelligent, beautiful and kind individual. She is always willing to put others first even if it’s a complete stranger, she will always stop to see if they’re ok.
She is a hopeless romantic and believes in true love.
Her smile brings joy to those around her especially with her wicked sense of humour.
You can find her reading a book particularly about something sad or based on a true story, spending her evenings scrolling through TikTok or planning her next adventure. If you’re lucky, you might get an invitation but be warned- if you piss her off before the trip then be prepared to be blocked as she holds a grudge for a while.
She often sees the best in people to which her kindness can be taken advantage of.
On the other hand, she has a feisty side and she is not one to back down.
Josephine gives off “Princess” vibes but in reality she’s actually quite humble and caring.
If you’re lucky to have a Josephine in your life, don’t let her go. There’s only one thing she truly wants in this world and that is to love and have that returned. This is her version of happiness.
She is a hopeless romantic and believes in true love.
Her smile brings joy to those around her especially with her wicked sense of humour.
You can find her reading a book particularly about something sad or based on a true story, spending her evenings scrolling through TikTok or planning her next adventure. If you’re lucky, you might get an invitation but be warned- if you piss her off before the trip then be prepared to be blocked as she holds a grudge for a while.
She often sees the best in people to which her kindness can be taken advantage of.
On the other hand, she has a feisty side and she is not one to back down.
Josephine gives off “Princess” vibes but in reality she’s actually quite humble and caring.
If you’re lucky to have a Josephine in your life, don’t let her go. There’s only one thing she truly wants in this world and that is to love and have that returned. This is her version of happiness.
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A male who can talk anybody into almost anything, has a silver tongue (can literally sell water to a well), has amazing luck (unemployed but still gets money somehow), minimum 1 baby mama (could be more).
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also a very good actor and was a part of the absolute masterpiece 10 things i hate about you
also a very good actor and was a part of the absolute masterpiece 10 things i hate about you
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Get the joseph gordon-levitt mug.The OG Kennedy, aka the founding father of America's most cursed political dynasty. Millionaire banker, bootlegger (allegedly), Hollywood hustler, and U.S. ambassador to the UK who somehow thought appeasing Hitler was a chill idea. Basically if Logan Roy had a Boston accent and Catholic guilt.
Known for being rich, ruthless, and real shady, Joseph P. was the type of guy who made deals behind the scenes, told his kids to smile for the cameras, and then tried to run the world from a dark oak-paneled study.
Secret antisemitic vibes? Yeah… definitely not so secret. The dude was openly saying things like “democracy is finished in England” and praising fascist regimes while Jews were being persecuted. Got pulled from his ambassador job because he was out here acting like Neville Chamberlain’s hype man on steroids.
Father of JFK, RFK, and Teddy, but also lobotomized his daughter Rosemary because she was “too independent.” Family man? More like Game of Thrones: Massachusetts edition.
Known for being rich, ruthless, and real shady, Joseph P. was the type of guy who made deals behind the scenes, told his kids to smile for the cameras, and then tried to run the world from a dark oak-paneled study.
Secret antisemitic vibes? Yeah… definitely not so secret. The dude was openly saying things like “democracy is finished in England” and praising fascist regimes while Jews were being persecuted. Got pulled from his ambassador job because he was out here acting like Neville Chamberlain’s hype man on steroids.
Father of JFK, RFK, and Teddy, but also lobotomized his daughter Rosemary because she was “too independent.” Family man? More like Game of Thrones: Massachusetts edition.
Joseph P. Kennedy Sr. made a fortune, raised a bunch of future politicians, and still somehow fumbled the bag by talking too much about Hitler.
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