a strange creature that can be kind at times and has amazing tase, also a very misunderstood creature, many claim it to be weird
by heroblazekicker February 25, 2022
Get the hammer.17mug. A plastic hammer is also a very good fire extinguisher TRUST ME set fire to everything in your home leave it to burn for 1 minute then for some reason your plastic hammer will turn into a fire extinguisher preventing your house from burning down I GUARANTEE SUCCESS!!!!...............................
A plastic hammer is also a very good fire extinguisher TRUST ME set fire to everything in your home leave it to burn for 1 minute then for some reason your plastic hammer will turn into a fire extinguisher preventing your house from burning down I GUARANTEE SUCCESS!!!!................................
by anonymous August 5, 2004
Get the plastic hammersmug. When you're so stoned that you can't come up with the word, "Stoned" and accept that you're SO STONED that you are in fact, WEED HAMMERED!!
Bro 1: "Dude, that last hit really put me over the edge...I can't describe how I feel!"
Bro 2: "Damn bro, you're totally weed hammered!"
Bro 2: "Damn bro, you're totally weed hammered!"
by Mister_Christer February 1, 2023
Get the weed hammeredmug. by Mz Asian Snow Bunny October 1, 2022
Get the Hammer Nutsmug. "Dave I can't believe you banged that fat chick last night!"
"Haha well I wouldn't have done it if I wasn't half-past hammered!"
"Haha well I wouldn't have done it if I wasn't half-past hammered!"
by thekentuckykid August 23, 2011
Get the half-past hammeredmug. An act of masturbation in which a male individual grips the shaft of his erect penis in one hand, leaving the head exposed. Then, the other hand is balled into a fist, and forcefully smashes the head of the individuals penis, like a hammer.
by takeitupanacho May 12, 2016
Get the Thor's Hammermug. by Chach12369 February 26, 2023
Get the hammering tommy furymug.