pressed duck

Pressing your dick against a window so it can be seen from the other side of the window.

He showed the people in the restaurant a pressed duck.

by JosephusPhallis March 30, 2021

Duck sauce

The fluid that comes out of your butthole when playing sports when it’s hot outside after you ate something that upset your stomach

I had a lot of duck sauce and duck sauces in his moms mouth

by xkrymzi July 9, 2018

almighty duck

It is a almighty duck who is better than all other ducks

Yo look at that duck it is almighty, he is really almighty duck like

by almighty duck February 1, 2014

Duck daddy

A man that spins counter clockwise while in his male partner. The rotation resembles the shape of a ducks genitalia.

See that guy, he's definitely a duck daddy, you can tell by his glutes.

by Darwin Duck daddy March 5, 2022

Fudge the Duck

The art of lathering a fudge or chocolate glaze on a piece of raw or cooked duck.

It was started by the ancient warriors in the mountains of China and it eventually died out in the late 19th century. Although most would believe it to be gone, some still practice it to this day.

I used to Fudge the Duck with my Uncle Steph.

by Ericthelast July 25, 2016

Mud Duck

A person who is totally complacent in substandard ideals. Usually very closed minded.

He lives in a trailer house and uses epitats eating his frozen pizza watching nascar. Such a mud duck.

by AJuaNai October 2, 2017

Slump Duck

noun: A creature that follows one around and causes laziness, complacency, general disregard for one's well being. It stands about 40 feet from head to webbed foot and is invisible. Can only be defeated by pure will power to succeed and wanting the Slump Duck to die. Unless killed, it will follow you for the rest of your life, however short that may be.

Man: Dude, I don't want to do my term paper.
Friend: The Slump Duck strikes again!

Woman: I don't really need to shower today, or tomorrow. Wait, DAMN YOU SLUMP DUCK!

by El Español February 4, 2010