Depression 

A myth.

F: Have you heard about depression?
K: Yeah, It's a myth

Depression by Massivecorgi_anus December 14, 2018

depression 

what kids in 6th-9th PRETEND to have so they get attention. aka attention seekers. but in some cases this is the real damn tea sis.

Emily to Nikki: “i’m so fucking depressed rn help”
Me: *walks away and sips tea*
Nikki: “Oml do u need help? do you want me to be your friend?”
Emily: “yes but first imma go tell Andy”
Me: *sipping tea* “ahh. if only they knew. she’s a fake hoe. with fake depression.”
btw no shade to any emily’s lmao

depression by sipping.tea.sis March 11, 2019

Depression 

A mental condition that a lot of millennials and (ESPECIALLY) Gen Zs self-diagnose themselves with with no known cause despite the fact that they eat garbage food, refuse exercise, drink alcohol, use narcotics, remain indoors all day avoiding sunlight, get mad when they lose video games, and stay on their smartphone for 96% of their day instead of interacting with people and exercising like a regular human being. Basically it’s when these people live such a boring and depressing life that they make themselves believe that depression is their life instead of getting off their fat ass and changing it.

I have depression.
“What did your psychologist say would help? Like exercise or anything?”
Huh? Psychologist? I don’t have one of those, I just know I have it.

“Maybe start by putting down your smartphone for more than 4 seconds…and the Big Mac…and the other smartphone…and the X Box controller.”
NO I NEED THESE OMG YOU DOJT UNDERSTAND LEAVE ME ALONE

Depression by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 22, 2023

Hair Depression 

Hair Depression is when Gabriel gets a new haircut and he now looks bald, and he is now feeling depressed because everyone is making fun of him.

“I have Hair Depression :(“

Hair Depression by chemicaldiscos October 15, 2019

Depression 

The jokes on Laffy Taffy wrappers.

Depression is the only thing coming between me and mouth-numbing banana flavor.

Depression by Nafadlez December 9, 2018

Delusional Depression Syndrome

DDS (Delusional Depression Syndrome) is a person (usually a preteen) who thinks he/she is depressed, but is just edgy.

Symptoms: Posting aesthetic Simpsons videos on tiktok

Using TikTok

Wearing a black hoodie in public

Being "QUIRKY"

Constantly acting depressed.

Friend: Abby's always sad.

Me: Lol, she has Delusional Depression Syndrome.

Delusional Depression Syndrome by Faggot Disorder May 13, 2020

Depression 

Something that every girl in High School has. They use this as an excuse to become master hoes and to get attention and penis. Some even think that depression is a condition made up by High School Females. If you meet a female with depression you should run and call the police. Avoid combat and interaction between them at all costs or you may catch depression as well.

Hey look, there is the girl with depression, call the police.

Depression by God Definer August 22, 2018