Crack Monkey

What you call someone that does crack and runs around scaring people

The guy at the beach acted like a crack monkey

by funguy2568 July 24, 2022

crack patch

the fuzzy patch of hair right above a guy's butt crack, usually triangular in shape. Unfortunately, some girls have it too. Some guys will manscape this area and shave it. Others prefer to keep it au naturel.

When Jim bent over to pick up the bowling ball, Sally was disgusted at the sight of his crack patch.

by chillerlingo January 8, 2012

crack vet

A crack vet is a stereotypical former or active service member similar to bro-vet, but will say the most outlandish, retarded, things you will ever hear, a crack vet will discriminate against younger boots and laugh at how they dress, even though they wear fruity short shorts by grunt style while wearing a backwards trucker cap, they also speak in a robotic matter and sound like Mordecai from regular show while doing it

That NCO talking about how he wishes he could strangle his kid seems like a crack vet

by Mrpeaches21 January 3, 2023

crack flaps

butt cheeks

Damn, my office is hotter than the inside of Dom Deluise's crack flaps right 'bout now.

by A-Boogz July 3, 2014

crack albert

A fat crackhead

Friend: fuck that crackhead is fat
Me: hey hey it's crack albert

by Puke lerry September 9, 2022

Crack Fairy

crack fairy. A high flying creature that takes the last hit of your crack when you’re not looking and gives it to lost children.

All the lost people of world love it when the crack fairy puts a chunk under their pillow.

by pirece69 June 16, 2018

Crack Jacket

A huge winter coat usually furry on the hood used for keeping warm and storing drugs.

My bro Ryan came thru with that loud in his crack jacket i could smell him coming from down the block.

Created by @Frankiedavis222

by Frankiedavis222 December 10, 2017