That Call of Duty Lag

When a person is really slow to react, like in Call of Duty when you lag.

Person 1: Hey dude! Your girlfriend cheated on you!
Person 2: *quietly stands there for 30 seconds* SHE WHAT?!
Person 1: Man, you've got that Call of Duty Lag.

by TeabagTheTurtle October 31, 2012

Holiday Booty Call

Using a holiday (Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Years, etc.) as an excuses to send "mass text" to all girls of potential booty call.

Stephen: "Merry Christmas! Hope you got everything you wanted"

Kassandra: "Thanks, you too (:"

Stephen: "What are you doing later? Wanna hang out?"
Kassandra: "Sure, but I won't be your Holiday Booty Call this year!"

by KevinRunn November 27, 2011

Conference call of nature

When someone responds to the call of nature during a work-related conference call. People must take great care to mute their phone during said act or risk professional embarrassment.

You were extremely quiet during the conference call?
Yeah dude, Conference Call of Nature

by crc5654 September 24, 2011

It’s called living with somebody

The standard and possibly the most silencing response to a spouse who periodically may become irritated with your annoying and barely tolerable habits.

When I complain about one of his many ingrained and obnoxious habits, my husband often utters, “it’s called living with somebody,” spoken in a softly mellifluous voice.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 6, 2023

conscience clearing call

a telephone call made prior to engaging in an activity which will way on a persons conscience

Barry met Sue at the convention, but before he asked her back to his hotel room, he made a conscience clearing call to his wife and children to say goodnight, and to tell them he loves and misses them all very much.

by yalebno June 16, 2010

Booty Cold Call

This is when you randomly call people you don't know on FB messenger like a fucking loser. This will not get you laid, this is cringey and pathetic.

DON'T DO THIS!

This guy kept trying to Booty Cold Call my girl last night like a creep.

by Vinny Pumps April 29, 2022

emotional booty call

When somebody wants to feel good about themselves, when they call you because they know you will provide the validation that they need.

My ex must have been feeling down after breaking up with her new boyfriend. She called me for an emotional booty call.

by Griego Rican August 15, 2017