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Mexican Christmas Tree

Alike the Grand Fir, Douglas Fir, Blue Spruce, the Mexican Christmas Tree is grown as a Commodity. However, it is not a tree at all. It is a Marijuana Plant. Mexico was/is one of the top producers of flower.
*Me watching a dispensary training video: Look at the size of that Mexican Christmas tree!
by Jesus Chrisco December 26, 2023
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Merry Christmas

Verb: An ex or otherwise estranged person has made contact with a seasonal greeting, apropos of nothing but the holidays, as an attempt to enter correspondence where none would otherwise exist.
I guess Sancho hasn't tried to merry christmas me because he's blocked on everything (even mail).
by juwdan December 27, 2023
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Brown Christmas

When the ground is covered in shit, rather than snow, on Christmas Day.

Usually experienced in wastelands or along the equator.
Key West experienced their first Brown Christmas, after 2 feet if shitfall came down the night before.
by an idiot thats an idiot December 28, 2023
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Turbo Christmas

A holiday celebrated on the 23'rd of December, created by niche Internet microcelebrity Bumbles McFumbles. It was made from the absolute hatred towards The Polar Express on the Nintendo GameCube. Its mascot is Balan from Balan Wonderworld, and its traditional food item is doughnuts
Person 1: I can't believe it! It's Turbo Christmas! Time to play Balan Wonderworld and eat doughnuts!

Person 2: dude what the fuck are you talking about.
by Luna253 December 29, 2023
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White christmas

Baby.. here’s your white Christmas *cums inside*
by WADA WADA December 30, 2023
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Christmas cookie

A term for women equating them to “Christmas cookies” as “they are no longer good after 25”; reflecting the social notion imposed on women to settle down and marry before 25.
“When a woman’s Christmas cookie phase ends at 25 she should be married and settle into wife life.”
by Incredulous Johnny December 31, 2023
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Merry Christmas

The situation is that you dated someone, but get distant and not speaking anymore, and a special occasion happens like christmas and you try to engage with they again.
Merry Christmas your way back into to someone's life
by psfighter January 2, 2024
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