Irish Christmas Tree

A bush where someone has hung a bag of dog shit, like some disgusting decoration on a Christmas Tree.

You should probably walk on the other side of the street. Theres an Irish Christmas Tree up ahead.

by thecelticworrier April 20, 2021

Father Christmas

One of Santa Claus' many pseudonyms, along with:
-Kris Kringle
-Père Noël
-Sinterklaas
-Saint Nicholas
...and more translations in other languages.

Sammy: Mommy said Father Christmas might come tomorrow if I do all my chores today.
Kyle: You know she's just trying to get you to do your chores?

by Jinad October 17, 2022

Low-Income-Christmas

The period between Boxing Day and the end of the holidays when people on low incomes buy their presents and celebrate christmas at a discount. (due to the sales)

"Tina and her family consider the 29th of december to be their Low-Income-Christmas because they can't afford wrapping paper until it gets reduced."

"Bill: Hey george, what did you get for xmas?
George: Nothing Yet, we are having our Low-Income-Christmas tomorrow"

by SnobSnob January 3, 2010

finding the christmas lights

looking for christmas lights to make a noose.

i'm finding the christmas lights so i can end my suffering.

by german fuel June 17, 2018

Blue Christmas

When it rains on Christmas Day. This occurs when the local climate/conditions are not right for snow, which of course would be a "white Christmas".

Nah mate, Down Under we never get a white Christmas because it's summer. We do get a blue Christmas sometimes when it rains, though

by Brickdictionary118 December 24, 2014

Happy Christmas

The alternative to merry christmas or happy holidays, only dipshits say this.

jerry: happy christmas
bob: merry christmas?
jerry: no i’m going to be an absolute shit and say happy christmas

by shittter6969 December 25, 2020

chineese christmas tree

when seventeen china men gather around a girl and throw up on her (after they have each eaten a full christmas day meal in one sitting eg. turkey,potatoes,carrots, cranberries and a pie of some sort, preferably apple.)
usually the girl is naked and has an orgasm whilst it happens.

last night ceci got a chineese christmas tree, it cost her $2467, rich whore.

by luke fortune January 29, 2007