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space child 

Someone who does idiotic things; a fool. They basically act as if they're in a world of their own.
What is he at, he's acting like some space child.
space child by ElSeñorOscuro June 13, 2016

numb like an African child 

Expression used when your body has become so numb from the cold or drugs that you wouldn't feel bugs crawling all over you if they were.
Woman: It's cold.
Man: Well, I'd be a gentleman and give you my jacket but I'm numb like an African child.

Hot Child In the City 

A homosexual male that originates from New Jersey. Hot child in the city is extremely gay, so gay that most women consider him to be a female; this is caused by the fact he carries purses, wears stilettos and dreams of being promiscuous female celebrities. Hot Child in the City can be nice but is made of fun because of his gay cancer like qualities; he also possesses the most awkwardly shaped body in the history of mankind.
Danielle: Hey Mario your best friend is coming
Mario: Gay cancer or hot child in the city?
Hot Child in the City: (talking on his cell phone) You sexy slut I have been waiting all day for you to get back to my ass, you skanky slutty bitch!
Mario: HoT ChILd in tHe ciTY!
Hot Child In the City by Bauzas March 30, 2008

dark child 

I child who has a dark personality.
She isn't gothic.She's just dark child.
dark child by Laura May 7, 2005

poo child 

A new born baby synthesized from manure but loved and nurtured by 2 men.

Birth is delivered through the anus but without the umbilical cord. The kid never cries but always smells, but who said the world was perfect :)
Steven : Wow honey your buttocks have swollen majorly this morning.

James : Thanks babe ooo wait our adorable poo child is kicking.
poo child by kooni October 2, 2007