A homosexual male that originates from New Jersey. Hot child in the city is extremely gay, so gay that most women consider him to be a female; this is caused by the fact he carries purses, wears stilettos and dreams of being promiscuous female celebrities. Hot Child in the City can be nice but is made of fun because of his gay cancer like qualities; he also possesses the most awkwardly shaped body in the history of mankind.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods