Book banning

"Book banning" isn't actually banning books in America because the 1st Amendment's protection of the freedom of speech prevents any and all book bans. Instead, "book bannong" is a grossly exaggerated phrase used by a small fraction of people, usually of a liberal persuasion, who wish to incite fearmongering among the populace, usually over books the fearmongers support that are very inappropriate for the age groups they are intended for, specifically regarding graphically sexual material. Removing or restricting children's access to these books, even if merely requiring parental notification and consent for their children to read the books, comes nowhere near the idea behind actual book banning.
"Boy, I gotta tell ya. Conservative Christians don't want middle schoolers reading a book in class describing two boys sucking each other's dicks. Those fundies sure love book banning."
by AriAri01 June 05, 2024
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Kelly Blew Book

Da official yearly "what it's typically worth" manual stating da average retail value of fellatio performed by women of different ages, body-types, and nationalities.
Anyone who arbitrarily repeats facts from da Kelly BLEW Book can so totally "BLOW it out his ear" --- each individual lady is different, and her capability and satisfaction have nothing whatever to do with her age, build, or nationality; it comes down to the level of "experience" she has, what her lips and tongue are like, how favorably she feels towards you, etc.
by QuacksO January 01, 2020
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Book King

When an individual has their shares exclusively under book designation in their transfer agent portfolio, also known as DRS holdings.

This can be in the form of paper certificates or book-entry record keeping. Book-entry just means the shares are recorded electronically instead of in paper form. Book-entry has nothing to do with being a book king and the two should not be confused.
Did you hear? Ryan terminated his transfer agent plan so he could go pure DRS and be a book king! 📚👑
by Directly Registered Shares December 29, 2023
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dick-book

It's like a chick-book, but for guys. It is a very guy-ish book that has to do with a lot of guy stuff. It is something you will see most teenage guys reading.
Kyle: What are you reading?
Kayla: Boys R Us.
Kyle: Sounds like a chick-flick to me.
Kayla: No, a chick-flick is a movie.

Kyle: Then whats the book definition?
Kayla: I don't know, search it up.
Kyle: Got it! It's a chick flick in book form. Books thats usually attract girls aged 12-16.
Kayla: Thanks for sharing! So does that mean your reading a dick-book?

Kyle: A what?
Kayla: You know, it's like a chick-book but since your a guy, its a dick-book. It usually attracts boys aged 13-17
by spiderhaterrrr October 11, 2010
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book millennial

A millennial who reads all the y.a. books they can find on their kindle; reads all the books that are literal straight porn.
i’m scared of book millennials and their bookshelves.

book millennials get zero dick/pussy.
by bookmillsarescary March 10, 2021
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book trophies

A book trophy is a book that is bought for the explicit purpose of showcasing it in a persons personal collection of books, after they have finished reading it. The book is often read digitally.
My wife had ordered her book trophies online after having finished reading a few books, to remind herself of the pleasures of reading them.
by red.temp February 21, 2024
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Golden star book

A children’s book that is of a lower quality and is cheaply made.
My school is so broke... the kids only have golden star books to work with
by Wordilator January 24, 2021
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