bladder just fell out of my asshole 

The term used to describe the feeling of weightlessness brought about by motion forces.

Bob: *drives over a big bump on the highway, at full speed in his 98 Camry with blown shocks*

Nate: Damn, my bladder just fell out of my asshole.

bladder just fell out of my asshole by Larry Saunders August 17, 2021

whats the closest thing to a fishs asshole

a finn

you- hey, whats the closest thing to a fishs asshole?
friend- uh idk
you- a finn!
friend- haha
you- haha

whats the closest thing to a fishs asshole by simoisgod February 2, 2021

asshole 

Any Democrat, typicaly one who doesn't keep they're mouth shut

Hillary Clinton is an asshole, and is married to an asshole

asshole by The real God II October 5, 2007

Asshole 

Robert L. Hightower. 'nuff said.

Bob Hightower is a complete and total asshole. If you knew him you would agree.

Asshole by Jake speed October 19, 2008

Compliant Asshole 

1) An Asshole who is a dick and finally falls follows the rules while still being an asshole

2) Anus which must be coaxed into pooping

3) Constipation which can be resolved but massaging your asshole into compliance.

"He's a Compliant asshole and finally following the rules after being reamed out"

" I took a poop and it took alot of effort, but i massaged my asshole into compliance"

" The asshole is finally compliant and following the rules"

Compliant Asshole by Adrenaline_x February 23, 2010

trying on eachothers assholes

implied Frenzy of gay sex involving two or more of your buddies.

hey ron, where the hell were you and dave all day yesterday?, most likely trying on eachothers assholes

trying on eachothers assholes by Doug W. February 10, 2008

asshole hunter 

A homosexual man that is constantly on the prowl for bum.

"I went to the gay bar and there were so many asshole hunters."

asshole hunter by ZAT December 18, 2007