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anal tampon 

1. A tampon used for the anus. These are real. They are used for surgical wounds, diarrhea and bowel incontinence.

2. A tampon or anal tampon inserted into the anus of a woman after anal sex to block semen from leaking out of the rectum and possibly onto the vagina, and thus prevent the potential for the birth of a drippage baby. Doing this also prevents uncomfortable wet bubbly farts from happening.
My wife and I had anal sex. Then she wore an anal tampon to ensure that my semen would not drip into her vagina and possibly cause pregnancy.
anal tampon by femdomguy7777 December 11, 2022
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Anal Duck Sex 

When two partners engage in anal sex while the penetrating partner rotates clockwise during penetration - similar to how a ducks penis is corkscrewed.
Man, I had anal duck sex last night. Shit was dizzying!
Anal Duck Sex by DuckLover96 February 2, 2023

anal jugs 

butt cheeks.

Another word for buttfuck horrible.
The quality in this video is seriously anal jugs
anal jugs by djdkbdidhs July 13, 2023

Anal swag 

The swagger you get when you shove 10 hives of bees up your ass and clench for dear life
Wow, that street preacher sure has anal swag

Dang it, Bobby, if I catch you with that anal swag one more time I’m kicking your ass. Last thing I need is people thinking I raised a masochistic ass clown
Anal swag by Raul Pudd October 5, 2023

Anal Whiplash 

Whiplash that occurs within the anal cavity. This produces unchartable amounts of pain. Anal Whiplash only takes place after excessive amounts of massive rectum pounding
Jon got anal whiplash so bad yesterday that he went to the hospital for a anus transplant.

anal dwelling butt monkey

A monkey that lives in someone's hind quarters. it is usually painful when they enter and exit their home, if you are their chosen nesting spot. Such behavior of monkies can be found on the film Bruce Almighty.
1. guy: Holy freak, that monkey came out of his crack!
other guy: yeah, that's an anal dwelling butt monkey.