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halo 2

A game that dosn't deserve caps. Again, what's the point? You kill a guy, he dies, now what? You run, and kill another guy. Do you sence repetition here? I do.
Let's look at what makes it better than Halo: Better Graphics... uh... I guess that's it. The story sucks even more this time, but for Halo Nerds, it dosn't matter at all, which is different for people with brains, because in my case, I want a story that makes me look at the very nature of life, and question the very world it self (I.E. Metal Gear Solid) But then again, Bungie has never been very different. You take a gun, you shoot a guy, he is dead. Where's the depth? How is it unique? I have never played Half Life 2, but I'd think it would be the same, but I don't know.
You Halo Nerds have no idea of the world outside Halo and X-Box live, start living, you might like it. Now this dos not include everyone that plays Halo, just the one's who play it all day, which is probably a lot of you.
I'll say it again: Halo is a fun game, that dosn't mean it can be a religion
Bungie and microsoft are the eviliest companys on the earth. They are resposible for:
1. Obesity
2. Addiction
3. Failed Relationships
4. taking away people's hard earned money.

I'll use Halo Nerd/n00b Language so that you people can understand: HaLo TATOOLY SuXX!!11!!!!!11!1 mGS, FF, GTA IZz BEttEr, THEY ALL GOT HIGHER RATINGS ON GAMEspot!!!11!!!! HALO 2 GOT 9.3, MGS2 GOT 9.6, FF10 GOT9.6, AND GTA:SA GOT 9.6, HALo SUX!!!1!!!!
by The True Spikes September 5, 2005
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Halo 2

Game released by microsoft for xbox that makes me sick.
your mom was in bed with the cat and the dog
by GELDER November 23, 2004
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May 2

show your nudes on ft ;)
May 2 is nude day its so butiful
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Halo 2

The last great Halo game.

Also known as the beginning of Bungie's spiraling decline into becoming a shit-tier game developer.
I really wish Bungie hadn't shut down the Xbox Live servers for Halo 2. I'd still be playing it over the steaming piles of shit they've put out over the last few years.
by Herpedsohardyouderp May 4, 2011
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June 2

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2-ply

The action of using a second Kleenex to clean semen after masturbation.
Kyle: "Man that was a big load, I need to 2-ply that bitch."
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2 seconds

When somebody is doing something undesirable or acting like an idiot they have 2 seconds to stop what they are doing. Commonly used along with "Yoo K".
You: "Jakie, get off the comp."
Jackie: "I can't I'm running MC"
You: "Yoo K, 2 seconds...."
by Pants69 February 19, 2007
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