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Short way of saying: "More expensive" Toiletpaper. 2-ply standing for 2 layers. Commonly cheap versions of toiletpaper (or paper towels or whatever) are made of 1 layer of paper. More expensive, luxury versions are made up of 2 or up to 3 layers. Respectively 2-ply or 3-ply
In this economy it's hard to balance money to be spend on daily needs and groceries in general. Because of that we had to switch from the comfortable 2-ply toiletpaper to the cheaper 1-ply. Another $3 a month saved.
2-ply by 1ply:feelyerp00 December 1, 2016
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The action of using a second Kleenex to clean semen after masturbation.
Kyle: "Man that was a big load, I need to 2-ply that bitch."
2-ply by skr33ch96 October 23, 2014
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2-Ply Landing Strip

Practice by which a male during masturbation pulls a length of toilet paper from the roll just before the point of ejaculation without tearing off the piece, thereby creating a "landing strip" for his semen to land on.
"The other day I tried to make a 2-Ply Landing Strip, but I over shot and my boys crashed into the wall."
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
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love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
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slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
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