dutch toffee waffle

The act of excreting on your partners back then ejaculating into said excrement. The act is then finished by slapping ones ballsack onto the pile to form the image of a waffle.

Son, one day I’ll teach you how to give a girl a Dutch toffee waffle the way your sister likes it, with stealth, precision and sweet sweet satisfaction

by ToffeePlumber5000 December 13, 2017

Poka dot waffle

A moldy vagina worst than a blue waffle

The woman was so old she hada poka dot waffle.

by cj1x35 June 7, 2010

Munch on her waffle

1. Performing cunnilingus on a girl

or

2. Helping finish someone's breakfast.

This phase can be heard at a small diner that serves breakfast by a friendly waitress who does not get sexual innuendo.

While two people are sitting at a diner finishing their breakfast, the waitress notices the party is mostly done with their food. She walks over and asks the male in the party "do you want to munch on her waffle?" in reference to the sliver of waffle left on the female's plate.

This is followed by uncontrollable under- your-breath little-school-girl giggling and subsequent urbandictionary.com entry.

by Bluesurf1981 February 19, 2009

waffle man

The cook at I hop that makes pancakes and wafles

Dude he's the best waffle man in town!

by cap,murica June 14, 2014

frosted belgium waffle

while doing a girl from behind you quickly pull out and cum on her butt. Then quickly grab a tennis racket and start spankin her. When she asks what the hell you are doing you say, thats a frosted belgium waffle

Dude I gave a girl on the tennis team a frosted belgium waffle!

by don't be a scrot February 8, 2008

Alabama hot waffle

The combination of the Alabama hot pocket, and waffle stomp. Where the male significant other defecates into the females vagina, and continuously presses it down, forcefully, with his foot.

“Oh my god my boy friend and I tried to do a Alabama hot waffle last night... we both showered for over an hour afterwards.”

by Yeller teller January 8, 2021

hot waffle stomp

When you shit in a shower and proceed to stomp it through the drain.

Had to shit and shower but was in a rush so I had to do the ol' hot waffle stomp.

by Shawnstarring January 21, 2016