seasonal sprite 

short

hey look its a seasonal sprite
theyre so fucking short

seasonal sprite by anonymous December 14, 2020

Honolulu Spritzer

The little known but popular Honolulu spritzer is a water sport. When your on the back of a boat and you get smacked by some water and your girl shakes her hair like a dog and the sprinkles hit you making you tickle some kine a way.

Did you hear? Jerry got a Honolulu spritzer and there getting hitched.

Honolulu Spritzer by Smatar January 23, 2021

Ummmm_sprite 

Ummmm_sprite is a very special specimen, the specimen is known for sleeping all the time and they speak of something known as "thin ice"

Eg: where is ummmm_sprite?
They are sleeping

Ummmm_sprite by Fexolo April 23, 2021

Diet Sprite 

Someone who is sparkly but lacks substance.

An attractive person with no depth.

Sarah was really into Billy until she realized that he was nothing more than a diet sprite.

Diet Sprite by 1coolchick September 4, 2021

Bangkok Spritz 

An injury of the male sexual organ after getting stuck in a bottle opener

Did you hear about Joe, he is in the ER with a Bangkok Spritz!

Bangkok Spritz by Jakisumo October 18, 2021

mcdonalds sprite 

its like sprite, but 10 times stronger.

girl: omg do u wanna go to mcdonalds?
boy: nah bitch they got the mcdonalds sprite

mcdonalds sprite by peanut9707 April 15, 2022

YOUR SPRITES ARE TOP, EVERYTHING IS YOUR TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP! 

What a 9 year old days when he wants to steal your art

Vector: Why do you wanna talk to me so much?
Crutch: YOUR SPRITES ARE TOP, EVERYTHING IS YOUR TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!

YOUR SPRITES ARE TOP, EVERYTHING IS YOUR TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP! by vector9260 April 17, 2022