Self-defacating 

A genre of humour, by which someone shits all over themselves as a matter of strategy to avoid merited criticism for their job performance by seeking a mercy-fuck from would be supervisors

Not to be confused with self-deprecating humour which can be socially valued as a means of honest emotional communication of vulnerability to enrich a forum for discussion - rather than for seeking to preempt or curtail it.

Mr. Little Shit, the head of fundraising, was using his self-defacating sense of humour to avoid imposition of reporting requirements or performance indicators..

Self-defacating by The Real Buklau April 4, 2025

Self Defense 

When a white person attacks you unprovoked

"The other day Jonathan caught me with his girl and he tried to self defense me!"

Self Defense by SmeeveJeeve April 22, 2025

Self-aware fanfiction 

A fanfiction in which the author depicts characters knowing they're in a fanfiction, as if the fanfiction itself were self-aware.

My friend wrote a funny self-aware fanfiction.

Self-aware fanfiction by Info2go April 22, 2025

Self Skulling

Self Skulling just means youre empathetic, emotionally intelligent, you journal, you workout specifically boxing in your garage, and you are a member of one of the top servers in India and Canada. Self skulling is a serious addiction and please contact 1-800-101-keen for more information.

Sends really unfunny message in discord server and than self skulling to boost the ego

Self Skulling by discorddessert April 22, 2025

Self-Blumpkin Technique 

The self-bumpkin technique is performed by first waiting 7-10 days without taking a shit, and then when finally shitting, curving the large feces toward you, under your balls, up from between your legs, and into your dick. You then suck the shit back in and out of your ass, repeating this movement until ejaculation. This technique results in euphoria, as well as chlamydia, herpes, HPV, gonorrhea, and syphilis. Also you may notice black discharge from the urethra 2-12 hours after performing this technique.

It is told that performing this technique 7 times can result in ascension to a higher plane of spiritual existence, however no one has survived the process more than 3 times.

“Dude, I’m about to try the self-blumpkin technique! I’m 6 days in without shitting!”

“Bro I wouldn’t do that. I tried it 4 years ago and there’s still black shit in my dick.”

Self-Blumpkin Technique by Rusted Sounding Rod April 29, 2025

self-suck 

to slob their own knob

"eh bro lemme take a time out and self-suck a minute bro"

self-suck by villin June 9, 2025

Self Hoover 

When one “hoovers” one’s self. The art and movement of sucking the life out of one’s mood, in a professional cleaning manner. All emotions in a nice filtered manner.

Can you come out tonight, Jane? No im being hoovered listening to something that makes me so bad I can’t feel anything other than bad. Oh ok, I’ll self hoover myself

Self Hoover by Xione666 June 12, 2025