An experience referred to as "The opposite of winning a Scratch-Off Jackpot" by both members of the llama breeding field and the Japanese, a "Jack-Off Scratchpot" is an interrogation technique in which several armed guards ejaculate into a bowl of Lucky Charms, and the victim is given the option of volunteering information, or being forced to eat the cereal, along with its horrifying broth/sauce.
"Upon arriving at the North Korean prison, Drew found himself being the unfortunate winner of a Jack-Off Scratchpot, after refusing to relinquish information on the US Nuclear program."
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Louder than:
-Mariah carrey’s high notes
-an airplane passing by your house
-your mom yelling at you for not cooking the rice.
-Mariah carrey’s high notes
-an airplane passing by your house
-your mom yelling at you for not cooking the rice.
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someone: what the HELL was that?
Peter’s friends: peter’s loud bird screeches.
someone: what the HELL was that?
Peter’s friends: peter’s loud bird screeches.
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