a girl who's vagina has so many flaps that when you are looking for the entrance point you look like a young kid trying to find the opening between two curtains at a high school play.
Guy 1: yo man i bang this hoe last night!
Guy 2: aww shit mutha fucka, how was it?
Guy 1: well it was good but it took a while before i got it in
Guy 2: how come wine coola drinkin motha home dog doggy dog?
Guy 1: becasue man, her vagina resembled a curtain at a high school play.
What people say instead of Macbeth, a play thats name is cursed. Three years ago when it was performed on Broadway they called it Macbeth instead of the British play and three people died. If you say it in a theater you either get hurt or die.
Stupid Person-Thats stupid. Nothing will happen if I say Macbeth. **Dies a horrible, slow, painful death.
Thespian-I told you so. You are supposed to call it the British play.