Dead Cert

someone who makes eye contact at every possible chance, cries for no reason and will definately turn up an hour early for any social occasion!
i hope the dead certs arent out tonight..they tang!
by yellow dragon August 20, 2006
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dead rabbit

"I saw a hamster this weekend"
"dead rabbit"
by brady November 08, 2004
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Dead Legs

Nickname of a usless brother-in-law who is totally gormless. Enjoys fishing (the sod with a rod!) and lying about how fast he drove his car on certain roads.
Dead Legs: Can I use your car to put my fishing gear in it?
Me: NO.
by LabMouseAntics November 08, 2004
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Dead-Drop

When your dog takes a shit, so you do the decent thing and pick it up using a dog shit bag but you don't want to carry it around like some dickhead so you drop it in a location where someone wouldn't find it. Like in a bush, or in a half buried grave or a child's school bag etc.
Ahh fuck. Me dog's done a shit. Ahh don't worry I'll just pick it up and leave a Dead-Drop.
by ya mum April 23, 2020
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Dead bugging

When a man lays flat on his back like a dead bug and receives oral anal eating
All groupies like dead bugging athletes
by Nene 248 September 11, 2017
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dead guy

to be a dead guy. to be cumbled by drinking usually.
After I drank the Julio's vodka, I was a dead guy
by El wernto March 14, 2003
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dead fish

verb-meaning to have intercourse with a person whom has lost all bodily control and conciousness, laying like a dead fish.
When I was in college, I enjoyed the occasional dead fish at frat parties, thanks to our good friend ruffies.
by PDiddy October 27, 2004
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