Jerk-Ass

Someone who says something that leaves you in a state of bewilderment. You have nothing to say in reply.

Suz: I am not responsible for any damage my picture may cause.
Ando: Jerk-Ass.

by Larry October 19, 2003

Circle Jerk

When taylor and pascal jerk each other off in a room alone without anyone knowing. But in reality they are gay for each other.

other wise means gay.

Dude you circle jerk. (directed towards pascal or taylor)
Taylor and pascal always circle jerk.

Ahh ur pulling a circle jerk bro.

by the master funk August 27, 2011

jerk

A slang adjective used to describe someone or something that is almost completely retarded or has no functional value.

There is no way im going to watch the The Grudge 2. The first one was fucking jerk.

by Nick Hanson August 31, 2006

Tear Jerker

A man who, while under the influence of alcohol or other mind-altering substances, masturbates and uses his tears as lubricant. A tear jerker may also be defined as a date or encounter with a woman which results in the afore mentioned definition.

This idea is referenced, but not directly named, in the popular film, "Waiting...".

A dialogue from the movie, "Waiting...".
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Dean: Calvin, what happens with every girl you're interested in? Nothing! You take them out, you pay for everything - you never make a move!

Monty: And then you go home... alone... to masturbate... while you cry... using your own tears as lubricant.

Calvin: Ok that was once... and I was drunk... and it was Valentine's Day.
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Calvin is a total tear jerker.

by joey x September 18, 2008

jerk

..beef-jerk-y

I want some more beef jerky

by freak July 16, 2003

Circle Jerk

When men stand around in a circle, and jack off onto a cookie, and the last one to cum on it has to eat it.

hahahahah Jon u jizzed last, eat that shit MOFO

by Trevor dear December 13, 2003

Jerk Blossom

A mix between a shmohawk and a no talent ass clown, a putz who falls asleep at the dinner table and can't remember the names of his own family members; a gay blade with yellow teeth and a jew-fro

Tell that jerk blossom he can't ride his bike over to my house, because he's a jerk blossom

by Sew Ugh January 13, 2009