shitting liquid

Shitting liquid is where your bowel movements expelled substance is less solid than a chocolate milk shake, often as a resultant leaving the toilet bowl looking like an early Picasso piece. Severe cases and liquid professionals have been known to shit more on walls than in bowls

Hey man did you see in that toilet? Looks like someone is shitting liquid, yeah that arsehole has destroyed the bowl with that mad dump

by Dirk Rictor December 06, 2016

shit hopper

a colostomy bag from which shit drains out of a hole in the side and into a bag (your shit chute is also surgically closed)

Did you get a load of michelles shit hopper? I think elliot popped it when they were fucking, there is shit EVERYWHERE!!!!

by Ralph Land June 28, 2008

ape shit

To flip out on someone or go crazy.

Sally went ape shit when I pulled it out of her ass and hit her in the face with it.

by CaptainShank February 12, 2004

get shit on

Said to someone who has just experienced some kind of misfortune.

Guy1: My therapist says I'm depressed and I need positive reinforcement so I don't kill myself.

Guy2: Get shit on.

by the waldizzo September 15, 2006

Ain't Shit

Will never amount to anything based upon present actions

Keosha Just Did That Boy Wrong She Ain't Shit

by MollyMasochist August 05, 2019

Shit and Roses

A short version of the saying 'I fall into shit and come out smelling of roses'

Sammy: 'How did you get away with not doing that work?!'
Jimmy: 'Shit and roses mate'

by PlipandPlop April 20, 2007

Not Doing Shit

Not doing anything or not doing anything important.

Andy: Hey, what's up?
Jake: I'm not doing shit.
Andy: Oh, same here.

by Nombreno December 25, 2011